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can I take you on a date? Hi there, I think we have alot in common, do you also enjoy threatening the lives of those who you perceive as a threat to people you care about? my favorite color is pink. I like rainbows and hugs and kisses. I like to cut people with box cutters when they step out of line. I like puppies and kittens. I like killing people on tuesdays with my lovely friend Lola.
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I think indeed we would be a great couple I also enjoy hugs however I really like spooning so if u would like to spoon I may be the girl for u . My fav color is green which goes really nice with pink ... we will match when we go out . A date would be great ... I love to eat ... so if u like to eat ... we should eat .
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pink and green do go swell together. I like to spoon quite a bit....and i dont mind being the spooner half of the time, but I also like to be the spoonee...yeah we can go get somthing to eat...i was thinking sushi...all you can eat sushi...and then i would drive youu to the states and buy you all the obscure and wonderful new treats that they have and we dont...im a very dedicated girlfriend...and i will always compliment you...and stare lustfully at your lovely curves, so that you will giggle and blush and say "what are you looking at?"
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tamara wanted to take down the lights because she thought i put them up wrong.
the only wrong last night was her.. I fixed the issue and we were able to enjoy the blinky tree with the rad star on top while watching spiderman the movie if you kill me kim i cannot help you put your tree up. |
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That would be great ... and when I look a lil to curvy in something will u tell me I would look lovley in something black instead of lyin to me and sending me out looking like a fuckin whale ? cause I will do that for u ... sushi would be wonderful ... I would like to share some sashimi with u while sharing the same miso soup .... as u see I am also a great gf who does not mind doing the spooning ... I will also sing to u daily and make up songs to make u smile . |
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oh yeah i forgot i have a tree to put up too......men always try to put the lights on the tree wrong....I remember tree decorating with Sloan...and every year wanting to strangle him by the time it was finally done....i have blinky lights too ...and i have an angel that holds beautiful blinky lights, no star....Ok Marty I wont kill you..
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my stickmen are works of art you just dont have the right eyes to see it
and my missletoe.. oh my jesus that was so awesome. wasnt it awesome frank? Walking out of that alley is scary.. they got some mean dogs in the house beisde your's |
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Cock I dont think the alley is that bad however im happy u made it home safe and yes your mistletoe was ...um ... real ... nice however it looked like a country .... europe I believe . |
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that overwelms me more then u know my dear . I love text messeges ,,,, and when u are at work I will send u dirty ones when I know u are in a business meeting .... and I know u will blush a pretty shade of pink . I love that we will have matching sweaters from Sirens ... makes my life worth living .... I will make u kraft dinner ( not the safeway brand) and we will drink rootbeer ... ( not the safeway brand ) and I will tell u how cute it is when u laugh at my jokes ... and I will even sit in the mirror with u so we can practice being pretty while crying . |
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hey back up the whole fucking..... frankie and cock are friends wagon....I was friends with both of you first.....if anything i will be the one making jokes about urope and stick men in holes with mittens.
sorry sorry...i think im getting jealous.... Hey frankiebitch.....remember how pretty we are when we cry? |
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