We are selling Nokia 8801 for $9,652,846.37

[Flip]

That's right, Nokia is having thier annual "I'm a tool trying to sell cell phones on a raver message board" sale. Come one, come all, just think, for just over 9 million dollars you can buy a knock off piece of shit that probably doesn't work, off some douche-bag puppie-molester off the internet. All I need is your credit card, S.I.N number and your baby's virginity to get started. Email your orders to: [email protected] or call 1-900-FAG-FACE

[Chewy]

ill take 2

[-DLO_604-]

I want a whole sale price. Please and Thank you.

[Flip]

Originally Posted by -DLO_604-

I want a whole sale price. Please and Thank you.

Whole sale? Do you know how many asian children were beaten and starved in the makig of these phones. It's not easy running a sweat-shop you know, with all those high wages and unions to deal with. Ok fine if you buy a dozen or more, I'll throw in your very own 4 year old Taiwanese kid, to help you out. Just remember to feed it once a week and water it every second day, oh and turn it's soil twice a week if you can figure out how. So will that be cash or cash? I only accept unmarked twonies, so that will be $9,652,846.37 X 12 = $115,834,156.40. That's 57,917,078.2 twonies please, all in one bag and I don't want that bag to be heavy!!

[MissBehavior]

Bored, Flip?

[Flip]

Slow day at work + calculator + boredom = YAY for math!

Me thinks me needs a new hobby, like ketchup-racing, Bulgaria's newest fad.

[Silverwinged]

ketchup racing?
ooooh man.

[Toxxin Ephekt]

Toilet Bowl?

[Silverwinged]

Originally Posted by Toxxin Ephekt

Toilet Bowl?

stat.

[e_BoY]

well i emailed these fools to see what kind fo scam they were using. Nothing new here obviously, typical ebay type scam i see day in and day out here at work. Wire me $200 via western union and once we confirm payment we will ship out your phone. umm yea rite.

[~god~]

Originally Posted by Flip

Whole sale? Do you know how many asian children were beaten and starved in the makig of these phones. It's not easy running a sweat-shop you know, with all those high wages and unions to deal with. Ok fine if you buy a dozen or more, I'll throw in your very own 4 year old Taiwanese kid, to help you out. Just remember to feed it once a week and water it every second day, oh and turn it's soil twice a week if you can figure out how. So will that be cash or cash? I only accept unmarked twonies, so that will be $9,652,846.37 X 12 = $115,834,156.40. That's 57,917,078.2 twonies please, all in one bag and I don't want that bag to be heavy!!

if only kids could make cellphones :)