Replica Rolex $239.99

NOTSOGOODFLOW · #1 (**permalink**) Oct 05, 05

Alright, I got some genuine real $100 authentic factory direct definitely-not-stolen Rolex watches. These are definitely worth atleast $12,348.26 but since I'm retarded I'm willing to let them go CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP. I know there are other poeple on this board trying to sell knock off Rolexes, but mine are way better. They are made of the finest cardboard er I mean metal(aluminum I thinks) and boy are they shiny. This ain't no Japanese/Chinese/Swiss crap, these are from a sweatshop er I mean factory in Douchetoria, which is a small village in the Easterne regions of Micronesia, with a population of 17.

I've only got 1 watch left, so the next 14 people to buy one will each get my last one. I actually have 14 last ones left, so don't miss out. You can contact me at [email protected]

Order now and get a free half-used container of dental floss. Also a knock off but it still sorta works as long as you don't mind bleeding gums and syphillis.

Now I don't want any of you guys making fun of me for writing this thread because if you do, I swear I'll cry like a baby. Don't try me, I'll do it!!

#2 (**permalink**) Oct 05, 05

bwahahahahhahaahaaaa

BEST TROLL EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ragga_Wh0re · #3 (**permalink**) Oct 05, 05

this thread is truely awesome.

Flip · #4 (**permalink**) Oct 05, 05

Sounds good I'll take 3. One for each wrist.

p.s. Anyone know where I can get a good knock-off wrist for cheap?

Aspectre · #5 (**permalink**) Oct 05, 05

Ebay.

or fnk.

FeelGood · #6 (**permalink**) Oct 05, 05

Hahahah!

mikey · #7 (**permalink**) Oct 05, 05

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Originally Posted by Flip

p.s. Anyone know where I can get a good knock-off wrist for cheap?

it's funny that you ask... i have a spare.... (movie prop)

neoh · #8 (**permalink**) Oct 05, 05

^ is it the gold face/silver one with the gold stripe around the wrist?

CharlieTuna · #9 (**permalink**) Oct 05, 05

What a wicked thread.

BongMan · #10 (**permalink**) Oct 05, 05

haha all I can say is kudos

I wish karma to the thread starter

NOTSOGOODFLOW · #11 (**permalink**) Oct 05, 05

/\You wish it but you didn't give me any, cheap bastard.....but not as cheap as these watches! Besides, I just got in a shipment of knock-off karma. None of that crappy Japanese karma either, this shit is straight out of Yemen! Best fuckin karma around, for only $129.95 and I'll even throw in a good tea-bagging to the first 10 buyers. And this ain't Japanese tea-baggin, I mean a Japanese tea-baggin would only cover half of one eye. This is a big fat Guatamalan sack across both eyes and the whole freakin forehead!! just email me at [email protected]

ja_raul · #12 (**permalink**) Oct 05, 05

this is by far the dumbest thread ive ever seen on any internet forum.

Mr.Fox · #13 (**permalink**) Oct 05, 05

Oh shit. Wow.

Goodfellow · #14 (**permalink**) Oct 06, 05

bwahahaha christ

maybe youd like to buy my real one then , the strap makes a good fist filler

oh wait, you're a loser who makes 8 dollars an hour

NOTSOGOODFLOW · #15 (**permalink**) Oct 06, 05

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Originally Posted by GoodFlow

bwahahaha christ

maybe youd like to buy my real one then , the strap makes a good fist filler

oh wait, you're a loser who makes 8 dollars an hour

Real one? I'm pretty sure you mentioned it was a knock-off. Oh I get it, it's a REAL knock-off, opposed to all those knock-off knock-offs. hmmm weird.

Oh and I'm assuming you were refering to someone else about that $8 per hour thing, seeing as a make $15 per hour base salary plus $30 - $120 per day in bonuses. Averaging between $18 -$32 per hour tax free. But I guess that's nothing compared to the bling you're bringing in selling golf hats and fake watches.

oh and don't call me Christ, that's Jesus to you buddy!

Cdn_Brdr · #16 (**permalink**) Oct 06, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoodFlow

bwahahaha christ

maybe youd like to buy my real one then , the strap makes a good fist filler

oh wait, you're a loser who makes 8 dollars an hour

and you're a loser who tries to sell jacked shit on a raver message board

I mean really.... who's the bigger loser here?

It wouldn't even have been so bad if you didn't regurgitate the same lame-ass thread everyday.

PaIniNyErAnUs · #17 (**permalink**) Oct 06, 05

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Originally Posted by NOTSOGOODFLOW

/\You wish it but you didn't give me any, cheap bastard.....but not as cheap as these watches! Besides, I just got in a shipment of knock-off karma. None of that crappy Japanese karma either, this shit is straight out of Yemen! Best fuckin karma around, for only $129.95 and I'll even throw in a good tea-bagging to the first 10 buyers. And this ain't Japanese tea-baggin, I mean a Japanese tea-baggin would only cover half of one eye. This is a big fat Guatamalan sack across both eyes and the whole freakin forehead!! just email me at [email protected]

yemen..is jewish..and no thanks your tea bags are too small, i like the double stuffed...and even if your tea bags are as big as guatamalians is kick you in them..both of them before you came near my face,

NOBODY WANTS CHEAP KNOCKOFFS!!!...go give em to your grandma or something

they were 250...then 240...now 239.99...fuck thats enuf...the 2 penny and a poke in the eye offer still stands

but i think its the most legit one yer gonna get on here....so
take it or leave it

metrotown...2 for 20...ill charge a 10 dollAr fetch fee....
so EVERYONE ILL GIVE YA TWO OF WHAT THIS BASTARD IS SELLIN FOR 30!!

WHO WHATS TO SAVE 209 BUCKS?, that is if they want the crap in the first place

Flip · #18 (**permalink**) Oct 06, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cdn_Brdr

and you're a loser who tries to sell jacked shit on a raver message board

I mean really.... who's the bigger loser here?

It wouldn't even have been so bad if you didn't regurgitate the same lame-ass thread everyday.

Hey now Shawny-poo that's not fair, his first post was for a $250 piece of shit, then he did an entirely different post for a $240 piece of shit, not even close to the same thing. It's not like it was for the same watch, well actually it was. Well it's not like he kept deleting the threads and starting new ones, well actually he did that too. Well it's not like GoodBlow is jealous of NOTSOGOODFLOW's new found popularity or his success in the knock-off watch business, or maybe he is. Dammit I'm trying to make this guy look good but it's so hard!

Cdn_Brdr · #19 (**permalink**) Oct 06, 05

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaIniNyErAnUs

yemen..is jewish..and no thanks your tea bags are too small, i like the double stuffed...and even if your tea bags are as big as guatamalians is kick you in them..both of them before you came near my face,

NOBODY WANTS CHEAP KNOCKOFFS!!!...go give em to your grandma or something

they were 250...then 240...now 239.99...fuck thats enuf...the 2 penny and a poke in the eye offer still stands

but i think its the most legit one yer gonna get on here....so
take it or leave it

metrotown...2 for 20...ill charge a 10 dollAr fetch fee....
so EVERYONE ILL GIVE YA TWO OF WHAT THIS BASTARD IS SELLIN FOR 30!!

WHO WHATS TO SAVE 209 BUCKS?, that is if they want the crap in the first place

HAHAHAHAHAHA...... so this is the part where the joke goes right over your head right???

Let me guess..... didn't read the thread first did you? ;)