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May 03, 01
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Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks To Male Pick-up Lines
>> > >> > > Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? >> > >> > > >> Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. >> > >> > > >> Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there >> > >> > > >> calls you a fat slut. >> > >> > > >> >> > >> > > >> Man: Is this seat empty? >> > >> > > >> Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. >> > >> > > >> Man: Probably because you will be on your knees >> > >> > > >> sucking on my cock. >> > >> > > >> >> > >> > > >> Man: Your place or mine? >> > >> > > >> Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. >> > >> > > >> Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging >>you >> > >> > > >> in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where >>you go. >> > >> > > >> >> > >> > > >> Man: So, what do you do for a living? >> > >> > > >> Woman: I'm a female impersonator. >> > >> > > >> Man: So that's how you got that little moustache >> > >> > > >> >> > >> > > >> Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? >> > >> > > >> Woman: Unfertilized. >> > >> > > >> Man: No problem, I can always shoot my load on >>your >> > >> > > >> back. >> > >> > > >> >> > >> > > >> Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. >> > >> > > >> Woman: But would you stay there? >> > >> > > >> Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of >>chick >> > >> > > >> that is impossible to shake off once you shag . >> > >> > > >> >> > >> > > >> Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. >> > >> > > >> Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die >>laughing. >> > >> > > >> Man: That works for me....as long as you are >>still a >> > >> > > >> little warm when I shove it up your arse. >> > >> > > >> >> > >> > > >> Male: Would you like to dance? >> > >> > > >> Female: I'd rather die. >> > >> > > >> Male: I think you mis-heard me. I said your arse >> > >> > > >> looks fat in those pants. 
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those were mean.. but funny!
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May 03, 01
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hahaha
i swore i had a conversation with a guy like that before!!!! lol
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