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Woman Pleads Guilty in Fake Penis Case

MCKEESPORT, Pa. (AP) -- A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.

Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.

The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.

The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.

Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."

[Gia]

hahaha thats crazy, and just goes to show you how desperate people can get eh? hey hunnie lets make a fake penis and heat it up so that I can pass my drug test....what the eff?

hahaha true. well they were obviously on drugs (which was the whole reason for this fiasco in the first place)

[Gia]

true enough

[neoh]

what I dont understand, is .. I thought everyone owned a microwave in America?

God bless America.

prolly sold it for crack ^

[neoh]

you know what.
I bet your right on the money there.