this is sad - HP camera with anti-fatass feature

[Jonny Dubbs]

http://www.hp.com/united-states/cons...g/index_f.html

[Diamonite]

Sounds practical. It's on the american HP website, lots of fatties are going to want it.

[Jonny Dubbs]

heh i supose, lol between that and photoshop internet dating will never be the same

[Diamonite]

It's a scary thought.

[Skitzo_Style]

someone should come out with software to counter attack this.

like every time someone sends a pic that has been modified with that new feature, a big window pops up from the pic saying "WANRNIG! WANRING! FATTY ALERT! FATTY ALERT!"

[Diamonite]

Yeah like a Windows Messenger Live dealio. "The file you are about to download may contain pictures that have been fatty reduced....Are you sure you can trust this bitch?"

[Skitzo_Style]

or a rear view mirror shaped pop-up saying "objects in mirror may be fatter than they appear"

[Diamonite]

I'd like to see it. False advertising is a big thing these days no?

[Jonny Dubbs]

lol..... i could maybe see the opposite a reality.... IE. this photo is legitimate and has not been tampered with... some type of digital signature PKI technology...

[Jen-E-03]

LMAO I feel bad for the people that will actually be using that feature

[Skitzo_Style]

for sure.

what next?

"hp, the leading innovators in photo modification, would like introduce their newest feature:

the buldge enlarger!

does your groinal area look concave? do you have a cocktail wiener for a dick? are you so small, that asian men appear african to you? well not anymore!

our patent insta-buldge technology will give you the package you have always wanted.

now women will be throwing themselves at your feet. there is no garentee you will get laid, cause once they see your microscopic penis they will most likely bounce out the door. but that shouldn't stop you from trying to sucker another girl in, right?

now availible in store and online @ www.mydickhasneverbeenwet.com"

[b0ld]

realistically this is an old and basic concept..... all they are doing is compressing the image inward.... So any other objects will also be affected. Besides you'd need to get in the right position and lighting and all really to notice the effect...

[Diamonite]

Yeah but putting it in a camera for all the non techies and low self-esteem high school girls was a good marketing choice.

[b0ld]

Originally Posted by Diamonite

Yeah but putting it in a camera for all the non techies and low self-esteem high school girls was a good marketing choice.

what more do you expect from a company already being accused of spying.....

[thechix0r]

Man... that's just sad, you shouldn't need that feature... that just says what's up in the world today

[Senior]

I just want to know, does this shirt make my dick look fat?

[Gusto]

no your tiny balls make your dick look fat.

[Diamonite]

Originally Posted by b0ld

what more do you expect from a company already being accused of spying.....

All big corps do it.

Interesting! you can drag the slider in the opposite direction.. Does that make you look fatter?

[Antenna_Boy]

Originally Posted by Diamonite

All big corps do it.

example 2) west jet was sued by aircanada for spying a couple years back when an ex-employee of air-canada coughed up some confidential company info to the west jet marketing team..not a pertty picture if you think about it..maybe we could "slim" it to make it look better? :) heheh

[brokencrayon]

oh jesus, what is this world coming to :hehe:

Let's not exercise to lose weight, howsabout we just use this slimming camera so we can fake skinny in pictures and feed our confidence by sending them to unsuspecting strangers on the internet! YAYYYY!!!

[Technix]

Haha useful for LavaLife.com

Or even AdultFriendFinder.com

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Wood]

too bad it doesn't have an ugly filter

[BongMan]

Now all they need is an add hair feature and I'm set