Alex Tarnava's Death Mix
f u Tucker Max my death mix rules all.
So last night, I decided to create a new concotion... Basically a heart attack in a glass. I filled my friends coffee maker to the brim with coffee grinds(enough to make probably 10 pots) then instead of water, I filled the resevoir half and half with red bull and booze. The end result was a thick tar black liquid. 1 full cup was enough to make a caffeine addict like myself bounce off the walls. The cups we used were stained black. Just the right kick after a tiring/filling turkey dinner. Basically this concotion was so vile, I slept all of 2 hrs and today I feel worse than I can remember feeling for a while. it feels like I did drugs, and alot of them..
Kids, if you want to have a heart attack, try this at home.
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