Blonde Joke of the day...

[mojojojo]

YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ THE JOKE OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!

Blonde vs. a Lawyer

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA
to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?

The blonde,tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over
to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He
explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay
me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated,
says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't
know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to
this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to
the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out
a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn.

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and
searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his
modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends Emails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says,
"Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more
than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00,
and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb...

[BB_YungYung]

How did I SO know that was going to happen :031:
hahahahha good one... she's a keeper

[BabyK]

ahhh funny! im blonde! and no one ever gives us any credit for having a few brain cells!!!! i think the worst thing i heard was "wow ur blonde and you drop e?! u must be REeeeeaaaaallllyyy fucking stupid"
sooo mean!:029:

[Jul-E]

OOOoooh babyK thats brutal....I'll kick the mofo's ass who said that 2 ya!!!!!:017:

[acidic_liquid]

LMAO!!!!
That's THE blonde joke!!!!