Do ye fancy yerself a brave lad or lassie?..
Well? Do ye?!
Then perk up your ears, and pray, listen well, for I'll tell you a tale of a cursed abode, the likes of which ye've never seen!
Truly, this be the dwelling of Satan himself! Scores of his minions reside there, each more ghoulish than the last. Giant spiders, demon-spawn, corpses climbing from the very earth itself!.. many a brave soul has soiled himself at the sight! Listen closely, and ye may even hear the wailing of the vicious hell-hounds that guard this infested pit of malevolence.
If ye should be foolhardy enough to wish to venture to these gruesome quarters, set course for 6784 Dun-bar. You'll not need any doubloons to enter, but I'd advise ye to bring some anyways, for the sake of charity.. and to ensure that no creature is angered, and thus follows ye home!!!
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