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Old Nov 01, 06
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Koreans are awsome!!!

So I go into this Korean meat shop by my house, where I've gotten some really good marinated pork and stuff before. This time I pick up a huge bag of terriaky beef jerky. I bring it to the cash and this old Korean lady grabs the bag of jerky in one hand and has the scanner gun thingy in the other hand. She looks at them both for a second, tries scanning the bag of jerky, smacks the scanner against her hand a few times, then stares at the jerky for about 15 seconds.

At this point I'm getting a little confused but I'm willing to be patient. THEN she proceeds to grab a bottle of Windex off the counter, scans the bar code on the Windex bottle, and up pops "Beef Jerky - $12" on the cash register's read out screen.

Now I'm not sure exactly how this works, but she didn't charge me tax on it, so I was happy. Just a little confused. I'm wondering what would happen if I bought a pack of pork chops, what would she have scanned, a box of Kleenex? A stapler?

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Old Nov 02, 06
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wdf...
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Old Nov 02, 06
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I lol'd... thats fuckin hilarious
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Old Nov 02, 06
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dont question it really it was good jerky
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Old Nov 02, 06
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after focusing all her psychic energies into the meat by her 15 second gaze, the upc code was then sucked into her spirit.
After that she released the jerky spirits into the price scanner, but without having an object to focus the scanners jerky energy onto, the whole spell would be defunct.
So she used the windex as a host object to bounce the jerky energy back into the scanner so that it would be scanned.

you'd be surprized the kind of mystical wizardy that goes on behind the closed doors of cashiers.
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Old Nov 05, 06
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margrate cho and sandra oh.....

that is all........
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Old Nov 05, 06
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Old Nov 05, 06
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omg i forgot to add cece in there
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Wow... same category as Miss Oh and Cho? I don't know what to say... :138:
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Old Nov 05, 06
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Old Nov 05, 06
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I must admit all the Korean owned buisness in Port Kells are of superb quality and politeness
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Old Nov 06, 06
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I must admit all the Korean owned buisness in Port Kells are of superb quality and politeness
Oh the quality of the jerky and all the other meat I've bought there is A++ And I'm pretty sure they are being polite to me, although I don't think they speak any English, so as far as I know they may be cursing me to my face and just nodding their head and smiling while they do it.

The quality and politeness is fine, I'm just a tad confused about their price scanning methods. Oh well, as long as they keep my jerky reserves stocked, I'm happy! :)
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