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The Best of FNK's Google Ads!
I am still finding the ads quite amusing.
My favorite so far: IlianoWear. www.ilaniowear.com Wow. Just wow. Now they are made in San Francisco, so we might be able to excuse them but....damn! Inspiration for the underwear girls? Last edited by prozac; Nov 12, 06 at 03:59 PM. |
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oh hi
I would just like to encourage all you sexy underage teeny bopper finger puppets to wear this as often as possible. Don't just wait for Halloween or your next super gigantor rave party.... WEAR IT TO THE MALL, WEAR IT GROCERY SHOPPING!!!! DISCLAIMER: Fat chicks need not apply. If you've ever looked in your mirror and thought to yourself 'I'm fat' well then you most likely are so you are NOT allowed to wear this. Also, if you've ever turned to your bf and asked 'Does this make my ass look fat?' well you're disqualified too. YOUR ASS MAKES YOUR ASS LOOK FAT HUN! DISCLAIMER #2: Please don't take this post even remotely serious (unless your hot and young and all that jazz.... you just need to get shopping, know what I'm sayin?) Last edited by Cdn_Brdr; Nov 12, 06 at 12:44 PM. |
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bwahahahahahahahahaha. Ilaniowear philosophy section:
We all strive to achieve harmony between mind, body, and spirit. And when you're in tune with it, your body asks for exactly what's right for it, and you can always hear its voice loud and clear.
It's the same with the clothes you wear. When someone is really "in their body", their clothes are not a projection, not an extension of themselves, but part of themselves; not a self-conscious, or even a conscious statement; not any kind of statement, really, but a gesture, a fleeting moment in the continuous motion of living. And the key is, once again, to listen closely to what your body wants. Does it want another clever t-shirt or a whole new kind of garment? Does it want clothes that fit sensibly or flare outrageously? Does your body want to stand out and turn heads or stay hidden in the crowd? Does it want to be adorned or shoe-horned? Does it want humdrum or fun? Would it prefer to be next to boring old cotton or to rub up against some new kind of fur that it's never felt before? Let all your senses guide you. Choose your clothes with your tongue and your fingers. Inhale them. Listen to them. Wear them at home, in front of the mirror. Then wear them at an all-night party in the forest. Then wear them at work and in the street and especially during jury duty. You've got an eternally beautiful body. Give it what it wants: |
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taste them?!? i'd rather not have slobber all over my clothes. not my style anyways
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Go Softwear Greek Mesh Jock Strap
http://www.yourprivates.com/vyp/pc/v...&idproduct=307 just what I needed.. |