Holiday Tunes

[bungoshlung]

So my work has began playing the loop of good ol xmas songs.

What are you favourites and which make your head want to explode?





I'm slightly sleep deprived so can't really think of too many at the moment...

The good:
Santa Baby - Marilyn Monroe
Silver Bells
Winter Wonderland (is that the title?)
O Holy Night - Mariah Carey
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
The Christmas Song - Christina Aguilera

The bad:
most of the kid xmas carols.. especially if they're sung by a group of kids haha

[stephen_c]

nice & smooth.














most horrible

Artist: Mr. Garrison Lyrics
Song: Merry Fucking Christmas Lyrics

Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

"Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.

There is no holiday season in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story.
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...

Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.

In case you haven't noticed
It's Jesus's birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!

Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.

On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say...

Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.

In case you haven't noticed
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.

On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!

(Clapping)

Thank you Mr. hat

[dabbler]

I really really really hate christmas music

[Ms.Tarantula]

Originally Posted by dabbler

I really really really hate christmas music

/cosign

[decypher]

Cheeeestnuts roasting on an open fiiiiiire

[stephen_c]

Jack Frost niiiiipping on your nose

[bungoshlung]

oh wow.. fnk xmas singalong