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Old Nov 13, 06
sponge & scooby r my boys
 
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cheating a piss test

i feel like i accomplished something really special today.

because of my craftiness, wittiness, and over-all genius (i know i am be conceded and egotistical, but i am too happy to care!), i was able to fake a piss with clean urine, and as a result, passed a drug test i should have failed from smoking pot 3 weeks ago.

but this wasn't any ordinary drug test. this was a drug test to land myself an apprenticeship as a plumber. because of this, i will be making $23/hr to start and by the time i am a journeyman, i will be making $45/hour and up. because i passed this test, i have now set myself up for something i can always fall back on, no matter what i decide to pursue as a career in the future.

i am sooooo happy right now, words cannot express it. i'm on top of the world, and no one can take it from me!!!


P.S. did you know that specail k is not on most drug tests? nethier did i, until today.
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Old Nov 13, 06
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hah hah haaa good job!
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Old Nov 13, 06
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thanks dude!

make sure you let the nebrew know!
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Old Nov 13, 06
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dont you feel that you have cheater yourself? what about that hot burning sensation on the back of your neck?
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Old Nov 13, 06
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drugs are bad kids.... mmmmkkkk......

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Old Nov 13, 06
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Dude....Aren't you gonna tell us how you did it?
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Old Nov 13, 06
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did you warm it up and everything haha
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Old Nov 13, 06
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are you going to stop smoking pot now?
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Old Nov 13, 06
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watch they come back and tell you you have the aids.
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Old Nov 13, 06
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CUSTARD posting:

after you get alot of experience working with pvc, you gotta build, or give me directions on how to build the ultimate beer bong. No matter how many plumbers i ask, nobody is willing to help.
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Old Nov 14, 06
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Dude....Aren't you gonna tell us how you did it?
i got ahold of some clean urine of a buddy, filled a heavy duty ballon tied a elastic band around the end of the ballon, staped it to my groin, sewed a hand warmer to the choda section of my boxers (to keep the urine at body tempurture) then fastened a bobby pin and a peice of duct tape to the inside of my zipper. when i got into the bathroom, i took out the pin as i unzipped my pants, pulled out the ballon as if i was pulling out my genitals from my underwear, made a tiny hole directly in the centre of the the ballon, let a little bit of it pass into the toilet to not raise suspition, then i filled it up. the trick was to then to seal the hole with the duct tape and put it back in the same spot in my underwear.

after that, the man instructed me not to flush or turn on the sink's tap until he has inspected the bathroom. after he saw nothing out of place, he conducted the test, test determind that there was no drugs in the urine, he flushed the sample down the toilet, and let me go. once i got a block away, i threw the ballon and hand warmer away, and that's all she wrote! =)
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Old Nov 14, 06
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CUSTARD posting:

after you get alot of experience working with pvc, you gotta build, or give me directions on how to build the ultimate beer bong. No matter how many plumbers i ask, nobody is willing to help.
i'll do what i can nathan.

it'll be a late wedding present!
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Old Nov 14, 06
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don't you feel that you have cheated yourself?
not really.

i found out that i was going to be tested on saturday. that gave me 2 days to prepare. if anything i was given an unfair disadvantage.

besides, as soon as i realized i was leaving ontario i stopped blazing.
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Old Nov 14, 06
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Nice, props on the job well done, Damn the man, and beat the system biatch!
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Old Nov 14, 06
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You sneaky SOB. Way to stick it to the man LOL!
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Old Nov 14, 06
sponge & scooby r my boys
 
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i wasn't doing it because i feel i should be able to do drugs (in fact, i am completly against it).

i did it because it gave me the opportunaty to make a better life for myself. if i knew i was going to get tested as soon as i got here, i would have quit months ago.
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Old Nov 14, 06
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I called your employer and linked them to this thread.

sorry
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Old Nov 14, 06
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...as a result, passed a drug test i should have failed from smoking pot 3 weeks ago....
WTF they can detect after 3 weeks? That's a long time.
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Old Nov 14, 06
sponge & scooby r my boys
 
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they can detect from 4 days to 11 weeks after using THC.

i might have passed it, but the chance was too high that i would fail.
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Old Nov 14, 06
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Originally Posted by Skitzo_Style View Post
i got ahold of some clean urine of a buddy, filled a heavy duty ballon tied a elastic band around the end of the ballon, staped it to my groin, sewed a hand warmer to the choda section of my boxers (to keep the urine at body tempurture) then fastened a bobby pin and a peice of duct tape to the inside of my zipper. when i got into the bathroom, i took out the pin as i unzipped my pants, pulled out the ballon as if i was pulling out my genitals from my underwear, made a tiny hole directly in the centre of the the ballon, let a little bit of it pass into the toilet to not raise suspition, then i filled it up. the trick was to then to seal the hole with the duct tape and put it back in the same spot in my underwear.

after that, the man instructed me not to flush or turn on the sink's tap until he has inspected the bathroom. after he saw nothing out of place, he conducted the test, test determind that there was no drugs in the urine, he flushed the sample down the toilet, and let me go. once i got a block away, i threw the ballon and hand warmer away, and that's all she wrote! =)
haha dude, holy shit!
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Old Nov 14, 06
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I guess congratulations are in order? haha =D
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Old Nov 14, 06
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Holy shit, nice job! I would have been scared shitless of getting caught trying to pull something like that off.
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Old Nov 14, 06
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Skitzo_Style View Post
i got ahold of some clean urine of a buddy, filled a heavy duty ballon tied a elastic band around the end of the ballon, staped it to my groin, sewed a hand warmer to the choda section of my boxers (to keep the urine at body tempurture) then fastened a bobby pin and a peice of duct tape to the inside of my zipper. when i got into the bathroom, i took out the pin as i unzipped my pants, pulled out the ballon as if i was pulling out my genitals from my underwear, made a tiny hole directly in the centre of the the ballon, let a little bit of it pass into the toilet to not raise suspition, then i filled it up. the trick was to then to seal the hole with the duct tape and put it back in the same spot in my underwear.

after that, the man instructed me not to flush or turn on the sink's tap until he has inspected the bathroom. after he saw nothing out of place, he conducted the test, test determind that there was no drugs in the urine, he flushed the sample down the toilet, and let me go. once i got a block away, i threw the ballon and hand warmer away, and that's all she wrote! =)
HAHA that's like james bond, I gota question. Did you get any of his (friends) clean pee on you?
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Old Nov 14, 06
sponge & scooby r my boys
 
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HAHA that's like james bond, I gota question. Did you get any of his (friends) clean pee on you?
not a fucking drop! =)

that's was the best part!!!
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Old Nov 15, 06
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tee hee!
 
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i got ahold of some clean urine of a buddy, filled a heavy duty ballon tied a elastic band around the end of the ballon, staped it to my groin, sewed a hand warmer to the choda section of my boxers (to keep the urine at body tempurture) then fastened a bobby pin and a peice of duct tape to the inside of my zipper. when i got into the bathroom, i took out the pin as i unzipped my pants, pulled out the ballon as if i was pulling out my genitals from my underwear, made a tiny hole directly in the centre of the the ballon, let a little bit of it pass into the toilet to not raise suspition, then i filled it up. the trick was to then to seal the hole with the duct tape and put it back in the same spot in my underwear.

after that, the man instructed me not to flush or turn on the sink's tap until he has inspected the bathroom. after he saw nothing out of place, he conducted the test, test determind that there was no drugs in the urine, he flushed the sample down the toilet, and let me go. once i got a block away, i threw the ballon and hand warmer away, and that's all she wrote! =)
Haha...That's actually quite impressive.
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