Nov 17, 06
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New Drug Names
In pharmacology, all drugs have two names: a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is known as amoxicillin, and advil is ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for generic name for viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, dixafix, and ofcourse ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. is making an announcment today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do. The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully considered: Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and viagra than on Alzheimer's research. It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people walking around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what to do with them. Made me laugh 
Last edited by Varney Rae; Nov 17, 06 at 11:32 AM. 
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