Every rented a stripper before?

[Bentley]

I want to borrow a stripper for my birthday. Can anyone offer a good place to start? Doesn't have to be anything profressional (party is in surrey)

[ppcock]

there's cheap two dollar hookers in surrey


(watch out.. here comes a mom joke!)

[BongMan]

just for you Marty



Your momma's a 2 dollar hooker :P

You can hire most strippers from an escort agency.

But the girls are paid by the hour and they tend to chat you up for about 45 minutes before doing their show so they only have to perform for 15 minutes.

Buyer beware!

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Avana

You can hire most strippers from an escort agency.

But the girls are paid by the hour and they tend to chat you up for about 45 minutes before doing their show so they only have to perform for 15 minutes.

Buyer beware!

watching a naked chick dance around for an hour would get pretty old.

use that forty five minutes to get her into bed.

Originally Posted by crookedking

watching a naked chick dance around for an hour would get pretty old.

use that forty five minutes to get her into bed.

They charge extra for happy endings. :(

[BongMan]

or get her to cook and clean, now thats getting your moneys worth

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by Avana

They charge extra for happy endings. :(

they really should just incorporate that into the bill when you first rent them. just another reason why we should legalize prostitution, i guess.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by BongMan

or get her to cook and clean, now thats getting your moneys worth

her-woohoo! now this partay is going to get started! who's ready to get down????

him-dishes are over there. please don't use the tap water.

[FeelGood]

Originally Posted by BongMan

or get her to cook and clean, now thats getting your moneys worth

but make sure she does it naked.

This lady might trade services.

http://vancouver.craigslist.org/hsw/