When you have some extra cash to burn and see a cop...

**MC Hammered** · #1 (**permalink**) May 03, 01

I remember this comedian say the following:

Money! Why the fuck do we work so hard for it and not enjoy it? I know I make a lot of money and I am thankful for that AND I know how to enjoy it.

For example, when it's just pissing rain outside, like God just drank 10 beers type of pissing rain... I go look for a cop and purposely run a red light.

When the cop come up to the window all wet and asks me "Do you know why I pulled you over sir?"

I just reply "Do you know why I ran the red light?"

-STAN- · #2 (**permalink**) May 04, 01

hahhaa i would rather speed than run a red light hahaa :022:

Erica · #3 (**permalink**) May 04, 01

:026: I love comedians. But I hate it when their jokes SUCK ASS, and they stand up on stage, thinking they're god. It's gold when nobody laughs, and everyone just stares at him/her.

Somatic · #4 (**permalink**) May 05, 01

Cops suck, man. I'm hammered badly.

-Dwight:063: