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May 16, 02
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the worst pick up lines
please add to!!! :D
1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! 2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go fuck. 3. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. 4. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 5. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. 6. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 7. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be coming, too. 8. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. 9. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. 10. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? 11. Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll bang you all night long. 12. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. 13. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag. 14. If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town. 15. Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize. 16. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 17. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead? 18. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. 19. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala. 20. Hi my name is _______. Remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long. 
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May 16, 02
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Re: the worst pick up lines
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May 16, 02
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Hi, wanna fuck? (No!) Mind lying down while I do?
I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch! I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there [ Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say], "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?" Would you fuck a complete stranger? (No) Then Hi, my name is... Stand still so I can pick you up! Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. you guys are totally leaving out beavis & butthead here... "you have braces... i have braces too... huuhuhuhuh" "Uh, hey baby." "If you ever had sex with a machine, that's what it's like with me. 'Cause I'm like a sex machine.." "Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.." "I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it?" man... no wonder i never get any
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May 18, 02
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i like #20..
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May 21, 02
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sorry...i don't know any bad pick up lines.
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May 31, 02
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guy: "so how do you like your eggs in the morning?"
girl: "unfertilized!" guy: "that's ok i can just pull out and cum on your ass."
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May 31, 02
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"HI! I'm Bob."
Well.. it seems everyone else is slamming him today.
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Jun 15, 02
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I LOOOOVE IT WHEN I HEAR MY GUY FRIENDS TRYING TO PICK UP THE YOUNGIN'S>>>>>
AND SAY;;;;; WHAT'S YOUR CURFEW??... OR WHAT HIGHSCHOOL DO YOU GO TO??....:shake:
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Jun 16, 02
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^^^^^there's waaaaay too much of that goin on..=P~
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Jun 17, 02
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guy: excuse me, do you have any scottish in you?
girl: no. guy: want some?
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Jun 29, 02
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those pick up lines are hillarious .... but my fav is :
" do you have a quarter? ... cause i promissed i'd call my mom when i found the girl of my dreams " its so sweet !
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Jun 30, 02
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Hurry up and give me your phone number before i don't want it no more. *doesn't even look at the chick while saying it*
works every time.
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Jun 30, 02
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^^^dude...because you said that it works everytime...i gave it a try...now my cheek is red and stings :(
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Jun 30, 02
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what? she didn't even giggle? u weren't doing it right man. eather that or she was a total beatch. FUCK ER!
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