The wrong pickup lines!

[Greg C.]

The WRONG Pick Up Lines

1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I want to check you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.

8) Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until
the afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up

[-evil-duerr-]

ha ha ha ha

8) Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

^^^but this one is awesome what are you talking about

[Senior]

Originally Posted by Greg C.

The WRONG Pick Up Lines
7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.

I might not be the best looking guy here but I'm the only one talking to you.

[scue]

Originally Posted by Greg C.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.

gold.

[dj_soo]

that dress is very becoming on you.

if i were on you, I'd be coming too...

[SEAN!]

yo bitch, you gots some dressin' cuz im fixin to toss your salad?

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by Greg C.

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHHA



Awesome.

[baby-phat]

bwahaha.. oh shit. :p
I read this out to my coworkers, and we all got a good laugh out of it. lol

[Caps/\L0cK]

"Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze and i am the protazoa that wish to swim in their depths"

"Wanna cum back to my place. My mother isn't home until 7:00pm.

"You look like an angel that fell from the sky and hit its face on the pavement."

"I was thinking a little beer, a little rape...er, sex..."

You look like Carmen Electra's deformed, burned, dismembered sister..."

"Have you ever seen a 2 incher?"

"I'll give you a nickel to suck my pickle."

"Last night I practiced on your sister"

"If I tossed this 25 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

[Caps/\L0cK]

Oh i forgot one of my favourites

Scream and I will kill your kitten.

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by Caps/\L0cK

"If I tossed this 25 cent coin, what are the chances of me getting head?"

I have a buddy that went around asking this until it actually worked.

[Skitzo_Style]

Originally Posted by SEAN!

yo bitch, you gots some dressin' cuz im fixin to toss your salad?

that was awesome.

[project.one]

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.

Common Greg, you know youve used this one before!