I'm Legally a Midget!!!!

[Discord]

I knew in europe i was legally a midget... but i didnt know the same goes for CANADA......i'm short enough to be called as "midget"

Apparently i can get a handy capped sticker for my car and EVERYTHING!

anyone else under 4'10?

[FireWire]

Whhhhhaaa... really? That's wack yo.

I thought you were taller too but I don't think I've ever seen a picture of you, so it was wrong of me to assume...

[Goodfellow]

UNDER 4'10" WHAT THE CHRIST! YOU'RE A HOBBIT.

It's ok though, you could stand up while giving head!

[r a m a z e]

lol wow i can probly beat you up.

[Ree Fresh]

I believe the technical term is "dwarf" and you have to be 4'9" or shorter. You could also qualify for the dwarf Olympics.

[-evil-duerr-]

discords threads are always so delightfully whimsical . talk of enchanting something or anothers and intergalactic what-chya-ma-callits. :P

[Discord]

Originally Posted by r a m a z e

lol wow i can probly beat you up.

Yeah... at 113 lbs and 4'10 i dont think thats a very hard task do you?




that snowman aint very tall.

[dave mcnasty]

i saw a guy in the dwarf atheltic association olympics or whatever who was like 4'9 and he was owning in basketball

[Discord]

Originally Posted by R Wellbelove

I believe the technical term is "dwarf" and you have to be 4'9" or shorter. You could also qualify for the dwarf Olympics.

you know if i was dwarf....i'd run around like MAD "I AM GIMLI"

[Carrie]

cute thread.. I think

[tiedye]

Originally Posted by R Wellbelove

I believe the technical term is "dwarf" and you have to be 4'9" or shorter. You could also qualify for the dwarf Olympics.

The politically correct term is actually 'little person.' Dwarves only make up a percentage of little people, as they have specific characteristics that distinguish them from the rest.


And Discord.. play that card! Short girls are the best and swindling the government is even better.

[rawb]

OMG MORE PIX

[prozac]

post a picture of yourself beside something average so we can actually see your height. (like an average adult, or a car, or a doorway or something.


PS - Discord's threads are great.

[Discord]

a sign in the UK thats not even 6'

told you

HOBBITS ....i be a hobbits

[prozac]

girl, you would be at eye-level with my boobs. you are fucking short lol.

[nabs]

^^^
calls for another side boob picture! with discord in it!

[Discord]

my best friends boyfriend is like..... 6'5 when i hug him my face is like 2 inches from his dick... its sooo embarassing.... he was like "Well, this isnt very apprpreate is it?"

[r a m a z e]

seems like you get shorter with every pic you post.

[C_squared]

don't bore us with your story dammit!...

DANCE MIDGET! DANCE!

[LiveOnJim]

hahahah thats awesome!!!! you can get away with things you never even know!! i got to steal you and take you to a concert one day!!!! and no no's its done!

[djmarkpaul]

So then you agree, garden gnomes make the best lovers.

[clevich]

Originally Posted by r a m a z e

seems like you get shorter with every pic you post.

..and you get dumber.... what a funny corelation!

[Goodfellow]

Originally Posted by C_squared

don't bore us with your story dammit!...

DANCE MIDGET! DANCE!

AAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

god dammit this thread is straaaaaaaaaaaaaight LOLZ

I can't even pick just 1 quote to laugh at.

I can do the BEST Gollum impression actually. Makes me want to bring you to a comedy routine. LOL.

[Goodfellow]

Wait a second, c-squared.... I think I saw you at jungle room one day? I could be wrong, but weren't you ALSO like 5 feet tall?

If it was some other homie, just ignore me.. but you had those 2 trippy earings.

[thechix0r]

Originally Posted by R Wellbelove

I believe the technical term is "dwarf" and you have to be 4'9" or shorter. You could also qualify for the dwarf Olympics.

i thought it was "little person"