Best Movie/Tv Quote?

[Discord]

Moulder Xfiles - "I've always been fascinated by women named BJ"
Moulder Xfiles - "They say my deodorant's strong enough for a man"

[Revolver]

"you sendin the wolf?.shhiiihat neeegro!.....thats all you had to say"
-jules from pulp fiction.

[dabbler]

purple's a fruit

[ja_raul]

From Futurama
Bender : "When I grow up, I wana be a steam shovel"

[diva]

Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.

Top Gun

[esoter1c]

"This ain't Lucky Lager !"

Brad Pitt in Kalifornia.

[Pennywise]

Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids, that's the Nick-at-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangeif, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighter.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.

[Pennywise]

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I've got all these magazines. Oh God.

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Although not unique...

In napolean dynamite..when the uncle throws the steak at napoleans head and his geeky brother says "Thats what im talkin about"

That shit makes me laugh just thinking about it.

[Caps/\L0cK]

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up.

Batman Begins

[SouthMasonry]

Futurama

Bender talkin bout Fry's dog from year 2000.
-Walking on sun-shine sucks noodle!

Roberto takes the PlanEx staff hostage and freaks when Fry is a battle droid.
-I'm sorry mommy, I didn't mean to spill transmission fluid on the floor mommy, no mommy please, DON'T WELD ME TO THE WALL MOMMY!

And one from me.

FUCK YOU (best quote ever)

[gnosis]

"I've got a baaad feeling about this"

Any Star Wars Movie.
Pick one.

Oh, and it's "Mulder", not Moulder.

Frosty
(Did Seasons 4 and 5 of "X-Files")

[Speechless]

"Where did you get your clothes from? Toilet store?"
-Anchor Man

[Puddle<3]

Brick Top:
Do you know what "nemesis" means?
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

[Ever666]

No soup for you!

[dave mcnasty]

Jerry: So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.
George: No no no no no. It was not trash.
Jerry: Was it in the trash?
George: Yes.
Jerry: Then it was trash.
George: It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top.
Jerry: But it was in the cylinder.
George: Above the rim.
Jerry: Adjacent to refuse is... refuse
George: It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on.
Jerry: Was it eaten?
George: One little bite.
Jerry: Well, that's garbage.
George: But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt.
Jerry: Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum.

- Seinfeld, "The Gymnast"

[SouthMasonry]

I fart on your grave! BWWWWWWWWWWWWT

-Terrance and Philip

[*SunShyne*]

'I met a guy, he was half Indian, half black. His Indian name is Sitting in Jail'

[-evil-duerr-]

"go ahead,make my day" - clint eastwood (dirty harry)

[Disco_Whore]

Cheshire Cat: Oh, by the way, if you’d really like to know, he went that way.
Alice: Who did?
Cheshire Cat: The white rabbit.
Alice: He did?
Cheshire Cat: He did what?
Alice: Went that way?
Cheshire Cat: Who did?
Alice: The white rabbit!
Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?
Alice: But didn’t you just say... I mean... oh dear!

[Kraig]

Originally Posted by Revolver

"you sendin the wolf?.shhiiihat neeegro!.....thats all you had to say"
-jules from pulp fiction.

Classiccc...

[ebbomega]

What kind of a sci-fi nerd can't spell Mulder correctly? Seriously, girl...

"It's Christmas?"
"Yeah.... didn't you get the memo?"
- The American President

Do comedians count?
"I don't have a girlfriend, I just have a girl that would be angry if she heard me say that."
- Mitch Hedberg

[tango]

zoolander has some of the best quotes EVER!!!!

Mugato: Without much further ado,
I give you... the Derek Zoolander Center
for Kids Who Can't Read Good.

Derek: What is this? (Derek throws the model on the floor)
A center for ants?!

Mugato: What?

Derek: How can we be expected to teach
children to learn how to read...if they can't even fit
inside the building?

Mugato: Derek, it's just a small...

Derek: I don't want to hear your excuses!
The center has to be at least...
three times bigger than this.

Mugato:He's absolutely right.
Derek: Thank you.

[kiMMie]

Don't ever let someone tell you you can't do something.

You got a dream, you gotta protect it.

When people can't do something themselves, they wanna tell you, "you can't do it".

You want something, go get it. Period.

[hardstylin]

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women."

-Conan