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Old Mar 20, 07
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Scene: Three people passed out on fold-out futon, a girl between two guys. Girl rolls over to guy behind her....

Girl: "You're not my boyfriend!" *rolls over to other guy* "Neither are you!"
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I THINK SOMEONE $#!+ ON THE JACKETS!
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Old Mar 20, 07
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we took this doods pants off while he was passed out and my buddy defecated in his boxers and then put them back on him. He woke up in the morning, and while we were bugging him about it he told us "and the worse part about it is I can't remember eating that corn last night!"
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Old Mar 20, 07
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gawd, mine was sometime 7 years ago, there was about 30 people at my friends' house in coq, everyone was high on shrooms, and my friend got his lip pierced with a pair of scissors, everyone watched. that was fukin nuts..

after, my bf and I were so high, we decided to go home, we get into cab, and the driver was listening to Indian station, he says:

“yo man, wtf is that shit, put something else on, how can you get giggy with that shit..”

Lfmao, I never laughed like i did that night
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Old Mar 20, 07
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New years. Getting so drunk and mad at these randoms that tried to show up at the party in a group... that i tried to fight 30 guys by myself... i hit a lot of them but nobody hit me back... lucky for me they were all bitches.. cause i'm not a big guy.. and i was drunk as hell

(p.s. no i'm not lying.... craz_e_blossom was there... that's actually where that quote in her sig is from)
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Old Mar 20, 07
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one of the girls was the baby sister of a vancouver breaks dj! will release the name for $5
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Old Mar 20, 07
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Wesley Snipes shat on your jacket.
ALWAYS BET ON BLACK.
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Old Mar 20, 07
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drinking a mickey of alberta vodka mixed with a slurpee while smoking weed from a hose, then getting a rusty trobone from a 16 year old native girl(that was actually hot) from mission.

i was seventeen at the time, so dont put shit on me, highschool was fun.
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Old Mar 20, 07
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New years. Getting so drunk and mad at these randoms that tried to show up at the party in a group... that i tried to fight 30 guys by myself... i hit a lot of them but nobody hit me back... lucky for me they were all bitches.. cause i'm not a big guy.. and i was drunk as hell

(p.s. no i'm not lying.... craz_e_blossom was there... that's actually where that quote in her sig is from)
that happens to me on a six week basis.


every couple of months i getta hurt real bad (/russel peters).
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Old Mar 20, 07
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we took this doods pants off while he was passed out and my buddy defecated in his boxers and then put them back on him. He woke up in the morning, and while we were bugging him about it he told us "and the worse part about it is I can't remember eating that corn last night!"
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Old Mar 20, 07
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I THINK SOMEONE $#!+ ON THE JACKETS!
... what???

*disappears*
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Old Mar 20, 07
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Back in highschool at an outdoor party, in collumbia valley, beside a deer farm... a big group of us had the bright idea to go deer hunting with our bare hands. Not the best idea.
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Old Mar 20, 07
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I remember bringing a keg of beer to a house party, but it was full of ravers so not many people were buying beer

So I turned off the taps under the sink, when the confused ravers would turn around I would be there selling juice that I got from whoevers fridge it was and selling it for $1.00 a glass
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Old Mar 20, 07
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House party in some guy's basement.... he was into art/decor/makeup etc so his basement was done up pretty cool with blacklighting and stuff.. at some point he decided to make a little pond in there.

During this basement party I was sitting on a bench talking to someone, some other guy decides he's gonna expertly drop in on our conversation, so he goes to sit on the other side of me, expecting to find bench, but instead finding pool..

*Sploosh!*

The best part was that he was trying to make this suave lead in like, "Hey Dave what's happenin ma-" *SPLOOSH*

Of course there's many more.. that one just came to mind..
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Old Mar 21, 07
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some girl was moving and had a big empty house she wanted to have a party in, she even got a dj to come and spin some rap/hiphop

like 5 highschools came tho and her house got fuckked up lol it wasnt even the cops that broke it up too it was the parents that came from the new house haha
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Old Mar 21, 07
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me and my buddy being so hammered we were outside smoking for 2 hours and beatboxing and rapping even tho we couldnt do ither. everyone who came outside were so confused. but they joined in for a bit smoked then left it was really funny.i wish i had it on film
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Old Mar 21, 07
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I remember bringing a keg of beer to a house party, but it was full of ravers so not many people were buying beer

So I turned off the taps under the sink, when the confused ravers would turn around I would be there selling juice that I got from whoevers fridge it was and selling it for $1.00 a glass
hehehe thats funny
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