Holy shit! Axe body Spray really works!

Gunter S · #1 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

Picked up a fresh supply from Walmart, went home, applied as directed, went out clubbing. Womenz all over me.

Any other success stories?

rustybob · #2 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

Girls definitely do notice it. Probably like 6 years ago I think I was on a beer run with some girls, and Safeway just happened to be right by, and I just happened to need some Axe. I put some on before getting in the car, and they all instantly noticed it. Needless to say it was a good night.

Gusto · #3 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

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Needless to say it was a good night.

not really. tell us what happened.

.Promoter · #4 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

Haha.. yeah i dunno, there are better fragrances then axe. I think most girls just think its cheap and sleezy, especially when too much is applied... go get a really good cologne .. or however you spell that dammed french word... and i think youll get better results...

Id have to say i did.

**sNyx** · #5 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

Axe smells like shite. It reminds me of the grandmas in my building who flog them selfs with so much perfume it lingers for HOUUUURSSS. Real women know better then the back-alley-beauty smell that is Axe. edit: I hope.

mekim · #6 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

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Originally Posted by Gusto

not really. tell us what happened.

hahahaha. did you take pictures of them & then post them on your website by yourself?

esoter1c · #7 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

I wouldn't spray that shit on my dog.

**sNyx** · #8 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

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Originally Posted by 3507321C

I wouldn't spray that shit on my dog.

is your dog a bitch?

FeelGood · #9 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

what girl isn't going to notice the smell of a cheap coverup spray like axe?

seriously.

miSsy_chriSsy · #10 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

tyson bought a 7 dollar bottle of Axe shower gel...

and yeah.....

it works.

FeelGood · #11 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

you guys are all acting like the spray isn't going to work when you apply it.

will the ladies smell it, OF COURSE.

will applying this get you laid on a regular basis? probably not.

will the ladies want to dry hump you because you sprayed yourself with it? probably not.

buy a REAL cologne.

Gusto · #12 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

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Originally Posted by FeelGood

you guys are all acting like the spray isn't going to work when you apply it.

will the ladies smell it, OF COURSE.

will applying this get you laid on a regular basis? probably not.

will the ladies want to dry hump you because you sprayed yourself with it? probably not.

same applies to any cologne

rawb · #13 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

I KNOW FROM WATCHING MAAAAAAD CSI THAT CHEAP COLOGNE IS JUST GOING TO GET ME A CONVICTION WHEN EVERYTHING IS SAID AND DONE AND THE ETHER WEARS OFF

t-skywalker · #14 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

i like that deoderant on men if its the right one=) better then smelling like BO

ewwwww

rawb · #15 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

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Originally Posted by rustybob

Girls definitely do notice it. Probably like 6 years ago I think I was on a beer run with some girls, and Safeway just happened to be right by, and I just happened to need some Axe. I put some on before getting in the car, and they all instantly noticed it. Needless to say it was a good night.

LADIES: "HAY! U DONT STINK NO MORE"
BOB: "THATS RIGHT LADIES, I HAVE USED MY GROCERY STORE DEODORANT TO CAST A MAGICAL SPELL OF PASSION ON YOU. YOU CAN HARDLY SMELL THE SUBURBS ON ME ANYMORE!"

Gusto · #16 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

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Originally Posted by t-skywalker

i like that deoderant on men if its the right one=) better then smelling like BO

ewwwww

exactly, it's a deoderant spray, not a replacement for cologne.

t-skywalker · #17 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

^^^=) indeed

esoter1c · #18 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

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Originally Posted by sNyx™

is your dog a bitch?

Nope, although my mom/gf would like me to neuter him and make him a bitch.

Evil women.

zarlon · #19 (**permalink**) Mar 28, 07

fuck axe.

lacoste... now that's good.

*SunShyne* · #20 (**permalink**) Mar 30, 07

So what if the "bitch" you're banging is allergic to the smell?

Disco_Whore · #21 (**permalink**) Mar 30, 07

Ugh, I hate it when boys think that dousing themselves head to toe with anything is a good idea. I've noticed the only guys I've met who wear Axe tend to use way too much of it, and it makes me nauseous. Besides, it doesn't even smell that good and is meant to cover up B.O.

mekim · #22 (**permalink**) Mar 30, 07

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Originally Posted by *SunShyne*

So what if the "bitch" you're banging is allergic to the smell?

it allows you to pick up a new bitch like that *snaps fingers*.

hopefully one without allergies.

**sNyx** · #23 (**permalink**) Mar 30, 07

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Originally Posted by 3507321C

Nope, although my mom/gf would like me to neuter him and make him a bitch.

Evil women.

dude spay some Axe on your dog and take him to the local park. if the media and television has taught me anything, he will have soo much hot bitch tail creaming on his christmas bulb he won't know what to do. and not that average bitch ether, were talking hair crimped poodles and dalmatians here.

stabmyhead · #24 (**permalink**) Mar 30, 07

Axe is not an attractive smell, there's way better colognes out there to get women's attention that you can get at somewhere other than Zellers. Do you really want to smell like every other guy from Surrey/Coquitlam? DON'T BE SO CHEAP.

FireWire · #25 (**permalink**) Mar 30, 07

^ Yah true.

Invest in a good smell... go exotic or underground in your search. Find the Ferrari cologne for example. Use a female perfume for a change. Creativity! Fuck Axe... it has been found to give people skin cancer.

Like she said:

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Originally Posted by stabmyhead

DON'T BE SO CHEAP.