My buddy Graham has a running theory called the Dave-Glyn Facial Hair Equilibrium Theory. It states that in order to coexist, there must be a constant equal amount of facial hair between the two of us. Therefore when I shave, he must not. When he shaves, I must not.
So far I think it's the only way I can explain our capability to stumble with our arms over each other's shoulders without negating all existence. Well, that and alcohol.
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