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Old Jun 04, 02
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Raver Progression - For Dummies.

you start off as a wide eyed innocent child...
whether you be dressed in fun fur and neon colours..
or your grade school clothes and phat pants...
you go for the new experience, the new music, the new people...


then you have realizations about the drugs.
Everyone is on them.
So you should be too...
*even if you haven't/don't do drugs...they've have ALWAYS been around you and your friends*

after that...you submerse yourself into a genre...
trancehead, junglist, hardcore, breaker, house fiend, gabba...

and the genre becomes what you are...
you are labeled because of your music..
*seem fair???*

you've been raving for almost 6 months now.

slowly...the aftereffects of the drugs begin to show..
the e makes you cranky and depressed.
the k makes you slow and stupider.
the jib makes you scabby and death like.
the coke starts to fuck up your nose and throat...as would ANYTHING you've been snorting..

by the end of the year...

you're rude.
you're tired.
you're worn out.
you've become bitter to anyone that doesn't fit your ideal mold of what a person should be.
you dismiss any ideas foreign to your own or your friends.
you think people wearing the fun fur and neon colours are crazy and don't know what they're doing.
you're a raver.


that's more or less how it goes...

you'll also reinvent yourself a few times....follow some trendy shit like a dog sniffing an ass....decided what's "cool" and what's not a few more times..

and then hopefully...before you land yourself in an ambulance...
you quit the drugs and start pounding booze like there's no tomorrow slowly becoming an alcoholic and giving yourself insane amounts of liver damage every weekend...

you will start to go to clubs...the 19+ room will become your haven..

then....you'll get up enough guts to say "fuck this" and leave the only social outlet you have....

at that point...you're either strong enough to stay away and better yourself..
or you get sucked back in after you've made your 3rd "I'm Leaving The Scene" thread on F&K.....


and that's the jist.


-F.
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Old Jun 04, 02
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Gasp, REALLY? I haven't seen this on a million and two crappy personal raver sites....

You must be the old school rave god of information.

Btw, this is no longer in effect because most the time now cuz kids just jump in becoming the insta Junglists, thank you.
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Old Jun 04, 02
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LMFAO
it's all coming to me now.....
hahaha
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wow.


what i wouldn't give to meet you stabmyhead...

to revel in your wit.
to bask in your intelligence.
to cut you down like so many trees.

one day...

one day...


-F.

and yes....i am olderschool than your grandma.


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Old Jun 04, 02
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haha, love it man
I found myself a few times over in there :D
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You forgot the part where they want to be a DJ and start buying records and turntables, mixer, etc. and try to spin their latest genre of music in their parents basements. :(

Cutting tress is bad, save the earth. You resouce waster!

NEWS: Old school raver tries to enlighten other ravers with information that has been passed around for years that everyone else has already seen, a few are still left amused.


I love it when people think they're old school.
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yes..

i'm the most oldschool 19 year old you'll ever meet.




personally i love it when people think they don't fit into a "stereotype" but in all actuallity,fill out the "jaded, better than thou" lifestyle than i ever could.


teach me?


-F.
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Old Jun 04, 02
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labels just create more tension in this scene

*huggles*
nathaniel kristofer
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Sweetie, I had this lifestyle before the partying community, STEREOTYPES, THE KIND I LIKE.

The beautiful thing about stereotypes is that most the time, people put them on you, and you don't go out to make yourself a stereotype. But goddamn, and I a jaded, better than thou kind of person, and I'll let you know that.

STABBY, bitter, jaded, and only 19.

"Yes.. raving made me bitter. Now I just go for the drugs."

-S(tabby)-
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god.


i'd hate to know you when you're 40.


but judging by the attitude, i'm sure you'll have your face beaten in by the time you hit 25.

unless....the only time you act like this big of a nasty bitch is when you're safely behind your computer, typing in all the foul words you could ever want to type.

-F.
~fuck,cunt,bitch,slut,whore,ass,rim,chod a,dick,balls,pussy,cock~
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Old Jun 04, 02
DONT BE BITTER BE BETTER
 
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i liked that whole rant better when ishkur did it 2 years ago.

funny how it's become part of "rave philosopher"'s subconcious.
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Does that mean you're not going to dress up all in kandy and neon colors again?

What are you talking about Rawb, you mean this rant isn't really what ravers are supposed to be like? Damn, I was gonna move on to the next stage too... now I'm fucked.
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Old Jun 04, 02
DONT BE BITTER BE BETTER
 
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i used to get caught up in explaining and defining where people are and where i am, but it really doesn't matter. it just ends up in bullshit posturing and excuses for everyones behaviour.

no more raver/ex-raver/philosopher/candykid/junglist/'breaker'/jibtech drama, please.

it comes down to one question.

"are you having fun?"

sort accordingly.
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i'm always having fun.


can i borrow your vicks?


-F.
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Old Jun 04, 02
DONT BE BITTER BE BETTER
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Valtrex:
i'm always having fun.
ignorance is bliss.

your perpetual state of chronic bliss must be nice.
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Old Jun 04, 02
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Originally posted by werdyboy:
i liked that whole rant better when ishkur did it 2 years ago.

funny how it's become part of "rave philosopher"'s subconcious.
ugh, please.

not another ishkur is "god of the rave scene" post.

he was hardly the first person to come up with this "raver's philosophy".
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Old Jun 04, 02
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god i dunno if i should as but.... but who's ishkur?
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Old Jun 04, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by werdyboy:
i liked that whole rant better when ishkur did it 2 years ago.

funny how it's become part of "rave philosopher"'s subconcious.
Except it was actually funny when he did it because he posseses a little something we call "wit".

I have a hard time taking seriously anyone whose nickname begins with "DJ".
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Originally posted by high-dee:


ugh, please.

not another ishkur is "god of the rave scene" post.

he was hardly the first person to come up with this "raver's philosophy".
i never said it was, but this post is basicly verbatim everything he said.

and therefore, i liked the original a lot better.

i hold no love for the 'state of the scene adresses' or the seanbaby.com website.
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Old Jun 04, 02
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Great... now it comes full circle.

Just when I thought everyone was going to get along once again.
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yeah...


why would anyone take a dj seriously?



-F.
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Old Jun 04, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Valtrex:
yeah...


why would anyone take a dj seriously?



-F.
It's not that one shouldn't take a DJ seriously, it's just the fact that "rav0rs" like to stick DJ infront of their name to look "cool".

For crying out loud, I spin, but you don't see a "DJ" infront of "galaxie" now do you?
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Old Jun 04, 02
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I thought it was obvious that galaxies spin.

But then I might be the only geek here.
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Old Jun 04, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by werdyboy:


i never said it was, but this post is basicly verbatim everything he said.

and therefore, i liked the original a lot better.

i hold no love for the 'state of the scene adresses' or the seanbaby.com website.
"rave philosophy" has been around way before seanbaby.com, too.

just stop giving ishkur all the credit when the attitudes and ideals in DJ Valtrex's original post have been around way before anybody on this board started "raving".

it's like mythology, the first "state of the scene address" was probably a comment made by some kid years ago.
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Old Jun 04, 02
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Re: Raver Progression - For Dummies.

Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Valtrex:
you start off as a wide eyed innocent child...
whether you be dressed in fun fur and neon colours..
or your grade school clothes and phat pants...
you go for the new experience, the new music, the new people...
then you have realizations about the drugs.
Everyone is on them.
So you should be too...
*even if you haven't/don't do drugs...they've have ALWAYS been around you and your friends*
after that...you submerse yourself into a genre...
trancehead, junglist, hardcore, breaker, house fiend, gabba...
and the genre becomes what you are...
you are labeled because of your music..
*seem fair???*
you've been raving for almost 6 months now.
slowly...the aftereffects of the drugs begin to show..
the e makes you cranky and depressed.
the k makes you slow and stupider.
the jib makes you scabby and death like.
the coke starts to fuck up your nose and throat...as would ANYTHING you've been snorting..
by the end of the year...
you're rude.
you're tired.
you're worn out.
you've become bitter to anyone that doesn't fit your ideal mold of what a person should be.
you dismiss any ideas foreign to your own or your friends.
you think people wearing the fun fur and neon colours are crazy and don't know what they're doing.
you're a raver.
that's more or less how it goes...
you'll also reinvent yourself a few times....follow some trendy shit like a dog sniffing an ass....decided what's "cool" and what's not a few more times..
and then hopefully...before you land yourself in an ambulance...
you quit the drugs and start pounding booze like there's no tomorrow slowly becoming an alcoholic and giving yourself insane amounts of liver damage every weekend...
you will start to go to clubs...the 19+ room will become your haven..
then....you'll get up enough guts to say "fuck this" and leave the only social outlet you have....
at that point...you're either strong enough to stay away and better yourself..
or you get sucked back in after you've made your 3rd "I'm Leaving The Scene" thread on F&K.....
and that's the jist.

i don't think any of that applied to me, except for the part about leaving.
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