Great tanning recipe (f'n'k-style)

**ƒORM** · #1 (**permalink**) Jul 10, 02

COFFE BEAN STYLE TANNING OIL

MIXOLOGY 101

1/4 cup of olive oil
1/4 cup vegetable oil
2 tablespoons castor oil
1/4 teaspoon coconut oil

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GET yo TAn ON FOO

Instructions:
In a saucepan, slowly heat all of the above ingredients while stirring, remove your masterpeice from the stove and cool. Apply to skin before hitting the beach/sun

WARNING - no SPF value.

RED LOBSTER WARNING: 1 hour and you'll be a big cherry

Shelf Life & Quantity:

Toss after 1 week

Makes 1/2 cup.

Sh4n3 · #2 (**permalink**) Jul 10, 02

sounds like your roasting a fucking pig
lol

sh4un · #3 (**permalink**) Jul 10, 02

mmmmmm pig

Filo · #4 (**permalink**) Jul 10, 02

i instantly turn into a lobster right away. i'd probably melt away if I put that on and went in the sun. LOL

~lazee_grrl~ · #5 (**permalink**) Jul 10, 02

hahhaa..i never tan and i never burn...i'm always trying to tan tho..but putting oil on myself seems kinda gross...hmmmm..=P~

Glendita* · #6 (**permalink**) Jul 10, 02

i love tanning ... but i never put any tanning oil on, that might explain way i have a really bad uneven tan

*pssshhh* i hate having a farmer's tan

yoko* · #7 (**permalink**) Jul 11, 02

I don't wanna tan is there a recipe for anti-tanning?
i have the type of skin that can tan easily. it's funny how the people who WANT to tan don't tan and the people who DO tan don't always want a tan.....

i hate putting stuff on my skin it makes me feel sticky. i guess there's nothing i can do :(

M!SKA · #8 (**permalink**) Jul 11, 02

mmmm I'm so hungry right now, that I think I would EAT that rather than put it all over myself.. hahahha.
I'd be afraid of turning into a giant blister.... eeewwww

**KÄÕ§** · #9 (**permalink**) Jul 11, 02

bahahah no shit sounds like you are bakn' a pig lolo ahah but yah ... let me know if you see any diff .. after using this recipy off yours heheh .... coffe bean for real lol.... anyways back to chilln in the sun at the beach with all the honey dips werd ....

**ƒORM** · #10 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 02

I've managed to get a few shades darker simply by using baby oil. The other oils help nourish the tan.

:)

~lazee_grrl~ · #11 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 02

really?..baby oil..haha..i might try that!..i feel pastey~

**sNyx** · #12 (**permalink**) Jul 13, 02

haha, lets get cooking man
/me runs to mix up recipie

**ƒORM** · #13 (**permalink**) Jul 14, 02

Yeah the first time getting lubed up is kinda rough but then you make it a daily ritual and it's all good...

The first time out you only want 20-25 mins on both sides. Then you can steadily increase the duration as time goes on. Give ur skin at least 24-48 hours between tans and remember that clean skin tans better than dirty skin so hop in the shower and use that soap bar!

Moon · #14 (**permalink**) Jul 14, 02

i get dark regardless

damn when i came back from australia few months ago i coulda passed for a brotha

**ƒORM** · #15 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

^ lol

**kiMMie** · #16 (**permalink**) Jul 16, 02

Just a note of caution:

When using baby oil, it's reflective!!! So, if you're fairly light skin, and you find that you burn easily, baby oil might not be the best option. It will burn you if you're not careful. Wouldn't wanna wake up with lobster skin, right?

Also... this shouldn't be done repetitively. It's good to have baby oil on the skin, but in the sun, it pretty much cooks your skin brown.

That is all