Plurtle the Turtle

Jrin · #1 (**permalink**) Jul 14, 02

I like the word plurtle. I think it would be a good name for a little turtle. If I get one, I might name it PLURTLE.
PLURTLE is a nice big turtle. He likes you to pet him and talk to him. Sometimes if you talk to him for a while and be nice to him he might even give you free party tickets.
Pet PLURTLE for long life and good luck.

~lazee_grrl~ · #2 (**permalink**) Jul 14, 02

haha..i had 3 turtles..named big foot, mikel, and tibble...they were really big and i loved petting their heads..we gave them away..i miss them~

Jrin · #3 (**permalink**) Jul 14, 02

Florida has lots of nice wild turtles. I might be going there soon :D

frogprincess · #4 (**permalink**) Jul 14, 02

turtles are illegal in canada

~lazee_grrl~ · #5 (**permalink**) Jul 14, 02

are they really??>.i didn't know that...i remember when they use to sell those really itty bitty ones in the pet shops..~

Jrin · #6 (**permalink**) Jul 14, 02

Why? That's insane. Plus, weed will probably be legal up there some day so they're gonna have to legalize turtles too. Plurtle probably smokes weed. Maybe that's why turtles move so slow.

sebcoe · #7 (**permalink**) Jul 14, 02

getting caught owning a turtle is punishment by electric chair

~lazee_grrl~ · #8 (**permalink**) Jul 14, 02

i think turtles are slow becuase they are lazy...and bcuz they carry their houses on their backs..i woud hate to carry a house on my back..~

Jrin · #9 (**permalink**) Jul 14, 02

Plurtle will punish the evil beaurocrats for their crimes against humanity.

Are turtles really illegal up there?

AGROculture · #10 (**permalink**) Jul 14, 02

Yes turtles are illegal because the snapping turtles can be used as weapons.....They have quite the bite ya know

creepy lil shits, they are

If you would like a good substitute I'd but another green animal

AGROout

Pegasus · #11 (**permalink**) Jul 14, 02

turtles are slow because they smoke weed.

which is why they are so lazy OK

:)

ibizaHQ · #12 (**permalink**) Jul 14, 02

Quote:

Originally posted by frogprincess:
turtles are illegal in canada

i'm beginning to see a pattern in frogprincess's post sometimes, where she just post complete nonsense....one wasn't very funny recently either...you naughty princess!!!

Jrin · #13 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

lol, I knew that couldn't be true.

lildonkey · #14 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

this has got to be one of the best posts on here :)

deja · #15 (**permalink**) Jul 15, 02

i have a baby turtle named Chubby. YEP!