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[stringbeans]

Ethnic Cleansing Under God

21:19 Jul 02 2002

A lot of people are against ethnic cleansing. I'm all for it. I hate it when immigrants don't take baths.

I know I'm a few days late on this, but a federal court has ruled that the term "under god" in the Pledge of Allegiance is unconstitutional. For you foreigners are there, American children are forced to say the following from Kindergarten through 6th grade or so:

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United State of America.
And to the republic, for which it stands,
one nation,
under God,
indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.

We also have this document called The Constitution. It's the basis for all of our laws. It states that church and state are separate.

It amazes me that most Americans are so ignorant as to say, "You shouldn't change the Pledge of Allegiance!" What they don't know is that the term "under God" was actually added to it in the 1950's, because of the threat of atheistic Communism.

I am an athiest and while it doesn't particularly gall me that I was forced to recite such inane poetry with 30 other kids every morning for seven years, I am not Hindu either. Maybe if I were, I'd have more of a problem with it, in this country that separates church and state.

But we don't want God to be taken out of the Pledge, so I say keep Him in there, just change things around a bit. Instead of "under God," change it to "under Allah." They're the same guy, right? And besides, Allah might be the only thing that saves us in the War on Terrorism, because George Bush ain't doing shit about it. Remember, Allah was on the terrorists' side on 9/11. Where was God?

In the fucking Pledge of Allegiance, that's where.

Allah 1
God 0

[bob]

that was annoyingly confusing to read...
maybe i'm just fried...
nope, after reading it again and again... it IS horribly written, especially the last paragraph...

i agree, chudagees should be forced to take a shower/bath before and after they enter the country.

[tHeBoA]

heh that made me chuckle, the allah=1, god=0

its like a contest of the gods even tho considering they're both monotheistic religions, its the same entity in question

[mushmellow]

that confused me....but i understand it...im not saying i agree w/ it...and im not saying i disagree w/ it....but i understand....

[~lazee_grrl~]

i LOVE that website..it is SO funny to read...
john..this makes u COOL!..=P~