Darwin Awards

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"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."

2002, Kansas | Just outside of Wichita, a 21-year old farm boy was driving a grain harvester across his winter wheat field to collect the crop. This particular piece of farm equipment has huge rotating blades that cut down the wheat stalks. At some point during the harvesting, the driver's cowboy hat was blown off by the wind and hurtled some distance in front of the blades.

Thinking that the tractor was not moving fast enough to warrant stopping -- or perhaps just not thinking at all -- he jumped down and ran in front of the tractor to collect his hat. It was still being blown around by the wind, and after chasing it for a bit, he finally caught up with it. Meanwhile, the harvester had caught up with him, and his body was found scattered across the wheat field.

Local authorities were contacted by a neighbor who noticed the tractor crossing Highway 96 with no driver.
Wichita Eagle, Argonia Farm Chronicles



this and many more

all stupid people who kill themselves in the most dumb-ass way

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"Man in the Moon" flashback.

[middle mike]

werd

coq
wat!

[got_rice]

ya.. werd!