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A "Smiley Story" ..oddly funny ... dedicated to dragon boi..
dedicated to: dragon boi to make you smile...
One day I was walking down the street, it was a like any other day, boring as hell :017: (yawn).... I walked on, and the roads looked bare, but I disclosed about the others that were behind me. :009: .. SHIT!!.. I just farted!!.. I turned around to look it there was anyone there... luckly there was no one there! I smiled an went on. I was coming up to a neighbors farm, and my neigbor he was standing right in the front too :025: :095: "hey sir, how are you doing?" he wasn't looking at me, I didn't know why, he was staring in at his sheep, smiling. :281: two of his sheep were doing it right there! and he was getting off on it.. SICK MAN SICK!!! :024: and soon enough a bus full of visitors out of town drove by and saw the farmer guy wacking off while watching the the sheep go at it, they all became sick :019: . I looked at the bus and the neigbor and ran for it, all of a sudden I tripped and bumped my head :337: and then I started seeing stuff, it was no longer little birdies flying around but little bouncing green men :081: , and they all chanted the same thing that sent chills down my spine. (to be continued) Last edited by BB_YungYung; May 23, 01 at 08:53 PM. |
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"welcome to the world of the little green men!" But they seemed to jumpy and happy to do anything bad to me:004: , then they started to take me to the world of little Green men. They started introducing me to the who they called the green family. I had too look like a friendly type of person so I threw a smile on my face =) but as they introduced me to the family.. I couldn't help but ... smirk :106: it was just too funny,
there was the toothy bros. :128: :126: :115: (I was told he's a bleeder) |
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as I passed them this doode just starts bitching at me :064: calling me a yellow belly, I wanted to totally ninja kick this guys ass man just go pshyco :076: but the guy who was guiding me around :083: told me to shake it off so I did, as I turned the corner this thing :084: just popped out of the ground.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!" I wanted to kick it so badly .. it scared the shit out of me, but then I setted down and mad fun of it :383: and it went back into the ground. Some weird shit man out here.. some weird shit :386: it's making me groggy. I met the old fart of the land he's known as some guy with wings for hair :343: you could have imagined what I waned to do when I saw this guy! laugh my ass off :330: and roll on the ground. But I reminded myself it was a No :338: NO and I had to be a perfect angel :350: .. kekek yeah right.. |
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The I met the old farts sons.. they were a big ball of laughter or should I say a bunch of laughing balls that loved to stick their toung out at peeps :119: :116: (I was told he took drugs which explained a lot for me) :316: (look in his mouth it's what he's smiling about) :364: (I was told he took something called star dust?) :362: (he's on something) :363: and this doode just kept saying hi to me... it's either HI or HIGH... I just wanted to say .. yes you are.. yes you are and :355: moon them.
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The guy showing me around started to look out into space :080: .. and I started to get up in his face :085: "HEY DOODE! DOODE! are you there?!!!" he came back to reality to uninvitingly.. :057: it made me upset to think I might have ruined a good dream or something then he started swearing at me :063: I just wanted to punch the doode but by then :049: he returned to his own self. Then out of a sudden a giant thing poped out from behind a screen that made me scream :060: I was about the piss in my pants :003: and I was going to go comando on it :070: with all my shit you know.. just kill it. :186:
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but then I thought about it if I kill anything :183: that was not on my turf, then they might do some wild shit to me... I thought about it :148: and really wanted to take it out.. but then :332: came into my mind.. and it terrified me. I had to be an :349:
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Then all of a sudden I started to black out :034: and I started to see :341: s and woke up to a bunch of dancing MONKEY's!!!
:031: I really needed to know what was going on.. or I was going to go crazy yo.. but these monkeys looked mad! Xcept the one I think was MOONING ME!? :282: :221: :356: :334: what the hell is going on.. |
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I hope they don't attack me (whistling) :310: too much shit on me man too much :324: .... :326: what's going on???? :328:
*black out again* :340: what the fuck?? why am I . taped up man..?? :264: NO man.. FUCK you man .. FUCK YOU!!! he's petranizing me.. this SUCKS!!!! GREAT I'm in the land of the damn devils.!!! |
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shit... :256: :265: hey man.. you better not poke me with that.. or I'll shove it somewhere you... :244: I'm scared man.. scared... :233: :211: .. :210: what man!! what!!! I just want to shoke that finger somewhere... man.. why cant these guys be like that ood over there.. the one smoking up.. that on e:207: man he's cool! and the guy right next to him.. you know he's high just look at him! :232: .. but that doode is scarey.. :055: I wonder what's wrong with him.. look at everyone :072: man..
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.. what/? man ? :369: calm down now... shit.. calm down.. nothing but love right.. right :371: right? I know it might not be the time to suck up.. but hey... what.. you are going to turn me unto one of you ugly doodes.... ? :354: .. aww man... NO no I would love that :370: I really would... .. ... NO man.. NOo... :216:
GREAT>> JUST GREAT>>> what am I going to do now???? THE END |