some more blonde jokes

[Diaper Rash]

:009: She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
> ....she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
> ....she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
> ....she thought a quarterback was a refund.
> ....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
> ....she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
>
> She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
> ....she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
> ....she thought General Motors was in the army.
> ....she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
> ....she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
> ....under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
>
> She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
> ....she tripped over a cordless phone.
> ....she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
> concentrate."
> ....she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
> ....at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put
> "Sagittarius."
> ....she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
>
> She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
> ....she studied for a blood test.
> ....she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
> ....she sold the car for gas money!
> ....when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
> ....when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left,"
> she went home.
>
> She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
> ....when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she
> moved.
> ....she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
> ....if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
> ....she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
> ....she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "Tits
> Goes In Front" :337:

[babyboy]

Funny Funny I Have Heard Them HaHa

[Psycho-RavEr]

hahahahah funny stuff yo... thanx for e-mailin them to me...

:370:...xoxo...:370:

[Jess_C]

Damn blonde jokes!

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