things u see while driving.....

[krisamata]

i saw two older women (like 40ish) in a beat up old ford truck...one wearing a cowboy hat....and the one in the cowboy hat was blowing bubbles at the one who was driving.

[specialkonrd]

i saw two old people drag racing in those thingies
i dunno what they are called
u know
those lil quad bike -like thingies u always see them scooting around in?
anyways
it looked like they were racing hah
and one was wearing a bicycle helmet

[Story_Weever]

saw a lady flash drivers hope'n to be picked up. she was nasty to
yuk

[cheeseburger]

kinda off topic but..

In McDies drivethru when i used to work there; i had to "run a park" to a jimmy truck.


I knocked on the window and the gurl was giving him head.

I was more embarassed then they were...

[sNyx]

losta roadkill

[Sykonee]

If they're right in front of me, I see dead people...

[SEAN!]

Originally posted by Sykonee:
If they're right in front of me, I see dead people...

that reminds me, one day today soem dumb fuck in a visor steped out infront of my car while i was driving...and i so wanted to speed up and kill the mother fucker, but then i relized i would go to jail if i did that...so instead i just yelled out the window at em...confirming my status as hardest mother fucker on the planet.

[Sykonee]

^
I'm not entirely sure on this but I've heard if they are jaywalking, it's not your fault. They have to be inside a crosswalk to be able to legally sue.

[crookedking]

pedestrians are always in the right.

one time some friends and i were driving down some street downtown, and saw a man and a woman running around buck nekkid...they practice nekkidism.

[crookedking]

needles to say...we threw stuff at them.

[Rhianna]

Once I saw a shoeless heroin addict in the east end pick a piece of chewed gum off a window and stick it in her mouth. She was very pretty and I wanted to keep her.

[sebcoe]

i usually drive around in a pair of tighty whiteys, suspenders, and pink and yellow gum boots OK

keep your eye out for me and remember to rewind your selekta plz and thanks BYE

plur

[Aki]

i raced a hot guy in an acura on the way home from downtown...
that was fun!

[All!e]

i raced my friend in his new acura against my friends sunfire ... we won in the sunfire ... that was funny


... oh and one time!!! i saw a bunch of sketchy ravers getting thrown out of a rave ... that was funny... oh wait, i was there .. dammit!

[Res]

I just see a blur goin by, cuz i drive so mutha fukin fast, im gunna lose my licence................................. .....

[krisamata]

Originally posted by crookedking:
pedestrians are always in the right.

one time some friends and i were driving down some street downtown, and saw a man and a woman running around buck nekkid...they practice nekkidism.

tell that to my dirving instructor...
when i was taking lessons i stopped to let these people cross and he got all mad at me, saying that because they werent at a crosswalk i didnt have to stop!

[narc]

for some reason nolan jr is always infront with that deer-in-headlights look

[dragon boi]

i was on the freeway and saw a family of ducks crossing
the van ahead of me totally flattened 2 baby ducks and cliped the mother duck
the baby ducks dashed across the road while the mother duck went ape shit jumping up and down over the 2 lanes

[jade]

i saw a guy in a cowboy hat pulling a canoe up the hill on the side of the highway out of Golden BC. then later i saw him walking around with it upside down on his head. it was pretty fucked up.

[Bitchin]

heh, krista, thats not as bad as when we see things that arent there..

wtf, wut?

[crookedking]

Originally posted by krisamata:




tell that to my dirving instructor...
when i was taking lessons i stopped to let these people cross and he got all mad at me, saying that because they werent at a crosswalk i didnt have to stop!

so your driving instructor wanted you to mow them down?

[crookedking]

Originally posted by Narc:
for some reason nolan jr is always infront with that deer-in-headlights look

just so you know that look is called tharn.

[Stephanie]

In the first year or so when I was driving, I used to honk and flash my high beams if someone cut me off without signalling. I did this once coming out of the Massey Tunnel going Northbound. Anyway, this totally pissed the guy off and so he kept tailing me, and then speeding to pass me and then would slam on his brakes to try to get me to hit him, and his crackwhore girlfriend was cheering him on.

Anyway, we get to about Oak and 57th and I'm about 6 blocks behind him; he had gotten so far ahead of me that he was actually STOPPED in the middle of the street waiting for me to catch up!! So I turned down Park Drive and went over to Granville. And I said to my friends after unsuccessfully trying to get police help, "I bet you anything there's at least 2 cop cars at the Bread Garden on Granville and 14th."

So we drive by it, and sure enough there's 2 cars in the lot in the back, a patrol car, a ghost car, AND a paddywagon out front. Rather than stopping crime, there's cops that are on their breaks their whole shift.

That was the freakiest thing to happen to me while driving.

[crookedking]

here in north van the cops have races to the tim hortons on marine drive...seriously they do.

[narc]

Originally posted by crookedking:


just so you know that look is called tharn.

thx