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Old May 30, 01
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Taking a shit.

Call me gross, but this has to be said.......... taking a shit is awesome badly!!!! Especially when you're as regular as I am.......

Regularity rules!!!!

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Old May 30, 01
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ha ha yes dwight i agree:009: At least we're not mickey like you and can do it anywhere.But where ever you do it just as long as your the king:077: of the throne!!

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ahhhhh. no place like home.

everyone has to agree. there is no place like home to take a dump. its so nice cuz the seat is like just how you like it and you know that stinky girl/guy doesnt sit their hemroid ass on your seat... ahhh....

i redecorated my washroom and put posters and such up in it so now it makes my poopy experience so much nicer. lalala. making poo fetuses. feeding the toilet demons... lala.. dont give the floor the toilets food. ahhhhhhh.... i was just talking to mr.peenut about this yesterday! ho ho ho.

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i like watching stabby take a shit... she goes for hours, and comes out hotboxed from the stench... it's awesome...

stabby, u still keepin' that poop in your toilet for me to see?
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bob, I do the same thing. It is awesome.

Stabby, once again you speak gospel. Nice to see a girl who loves taking a shit as much as I do.

Tribs likes to take shits at my house. He enjoys sitting on my throne. Why? Your guess is as good as mine.

My guess is that he's a retard. Ha ha sucka!!!

I will hold it as long as possible in order to get home. I get to savour it that way. Makes it more and more enjoyable.

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bob is stinky stinky!

oh god. bob shut your fecal matter hole. :003: i dont make it stinky. you like it though. you said its "cute" when i go poopy. whatever that means... SCAT!!

did you know that when you poop? and its regular, its yesterdays food? yop. it takes about a day for it to get outta your system unless you eat like mexican food or something then its like toxic for you and you poop right away.

i get sick from eating out a lot so the toilet demons are always happy. but if you feed them too much they get sick and throw up then you have trouble.

DAMN I LOVE HAVING A WASHROOM IN MY ROOM. its like i dont have to walk out in my nightie or naked to go take a dump. i got pictures of my washroom!! :)) i'll upload pictures on my digi of how it looks now. :) but in the mean time.. bob's washroom. awwwww. davEEE looks so cute.
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hey that's my poop stop...


umm... about that, poop being yesterday's food... not for me... i find that coffee puts me on the can once for every 3 cups... every 1 cup for the stuff i drink at work... that stuff's damn near being flammable... hahaha... but i use it for an excuse for me to not be working every now and then... seeing as my boss doesn't really care about how many bathroom breaks we take... hehe...
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Old May 31, 01
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Re: ahhhhh. no place like home.

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Originally posted by stabmyhead
poo fetuses. feeding the toilet demons... lala.. dont give the floor the toilets food. ahhhhhhh.... i was just talking to mr.peenut about this yesterday! ho ho ho.

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haha oh yes i remember this conversation! hohahehaho make sure the floor doesn't try to return the toilets food from where it came from! kuz that'll be nasty!!

hahahahahohahahehahohahehe

but yes. taking a shizz is AWESOME!!! its so refreshing. you come out feeling all clean and awesome! hahaha
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Old Jun 01, 01
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haha...this is a funny thread..=P~
yeah...taking a shit...always feels so releived afterwards..

yeah..i was having a discussion with sumone and they said that shitting while really high is like the best feeling ever...i never tried it..can neone back this up??

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Old Jun 01, 01
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The only place where i can take a shit is at home ....... it is just wrong to take one in a public jon ...... ewww that is too gross. But when i take a shit , whoa does my bathroom ever stink , everyone knows after i have been in there u have to wait about 45 minutes till u can go in again.

But i usually enjoy taking a piss better then a shit , going poo takes more effort and at times it is uncomfortable. Going pee totally relieves tenstion in your balder..... oh it feels so good when u go pee and you have been holding it for hours. heehee i have the balder as big as a pergant women , i'm always in the washroom going pee.
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Old Jun 01, 01
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im gonna have to agree with glenda hea on dis one
i dont know how people can actually take shits in public stalls???
i think its kinda gross but hey thats my opinion.
even in school i will not go in school stalls, ill actually hold it until my lunch break so that i can go home and do it. i dont no maybe im just weird? yeah i guess so
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Old Jun 03, 01
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Originally posted by Somatic
bob, I do the same thing. It is awesome.

Stabby, once again you speak gospel. Nice to see a girl who loves taking a shit as much as I do.

Tribs likes to take shits at my house. He enjoys sitting on my throne. Why? Your guess is as good as mine.

My guess is that he's a retard. Ha ha sucka!!!

I will hold it as long as possible in order to get home. I get to savour it that way. Makes it more and more enjoyable.

-Dwight:Somatic:
ZI ZI hey dwight got a question for ya.
What happens if you are at school and its first class and you have to take the biggest shit EVER what you gonna do and there's no way in hell you are gonna hold it even you aren't that strong pieceshit:Kam:

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Old Jun 06, 01
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shitz are cool.....but only when there's something to do ..hahaha
i usually play snake on my phone ahhaha......shhhhh




>_< constipating [sp?] is soooooo nasty
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Old Jun 06, 01
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shitting at somatics house is fuN!
i've done it a few times. i think its just kuz there is so much damn reading material in there! its awesome badly!

and glenda heres a question for you. if you can sit on a public jon and piss then why not sit on it for a couple minutes more and take a power dump?

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Old Jun 06, 01
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U see when i take a wizz in a public washroom i haver over the toilet, that is a trick that all gurls use (well at least that clean ones). I don't actually sit on the seat ewww dirty dirty dirty ....... herppies ... ewww. So in order for me to take a big mother fucking dump and enjoy it , i need to sit down , cause i will probably be there for a while. So does that answer your question Vince - Mr.Cool shoes.
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Old Jun 07, 01
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shit - talking about shit - i gotta shit right now ahhhhh! :003:
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Old Jun 07, 01
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Check this, for anyone who smokes. Try taking a dump and smoking at the same time. One of the best and re;laxing ways on taking a dizump.
Try it!!
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Old Jun 07, 01
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Originally posed by SSEI uhh ohh:
ZI ZI hey dwight got a question for ya.
What happens if you are at school and its first class and you have to take the biggest shit EVER what you gonna do and there's no way in hell you are gonna hold it even you aren't that strong pieceshit
Sure I am , Tribs. Come back to me when you've held your shit for a week, just because american rest areas are so nasty.

And yes, I am that strong. My anal spincter is the strongest muscle in my body.

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Old Jun 08, 01
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So your anal spincter is the strongest muscle in your body??Sure isn't the same for your mom FUCK so loose!!:Kam:


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Old Jun 11, 01
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zizizizizizi Tribs.

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Old Jun 11, 01
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ha ha GAME OVER!!:c-tard:

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