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Random Amusing Thoughts.
I heard the pick up line, "call me milk, and i'll do your body good" yesterday so i quickly thought up a line for halloween "if you dress up as a jungle, i'll hide in your bush" ahrmm..
theft is when you remove a product from a store. So... if you went to london drugs... took a camera... opened it.... walked around taking pictures.... went to the one hour photo department... developed the photos... and purchased the pictures...without actually taking the camera out of the store... does that count as theft? It is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl. man who is standing on toilet is high on pot. How do you KNOW if you're doing private things right? like... wiping your ass. are you using too many squares of paper? not enough? are you supposed to fold the sheet after your first wipe? what do you do when you get some on your hand. are you supposed to smell it after it gets on your hand? heh heh heh. that applies for everything else. like... microwaving cat-food... sex in the car. HOW do you casually and normally move to the back seat? is there like a hidden rule book or a widely known phrase that you're supposed to say? .Lawrence @ forwerd |
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have u ever thought about just how many things depend on nails and screws to hold them together?
ive never fucked in the backseat of my car i have a tiny rice rocket car so the one time i did do it in there the girl when on top of me on the frotn seat kept hittin the horn hehe real mood killer wasn't even really fun for me...she seemed to have fun but it wasn't the most comfortable of places so i just wanted it to end but it wouldn't :( she went for like an hour gaah and kept biting me not kinky light nibbling but drawing blood |
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how in the world does a lil kernal pop into fluffy popcorn?.. i worked at silvercity for 3 months and the manager couldn't even find an answer for me. i understand the hard crunchy part of the popcorn...where in the world does the fluffy/spongey stuff come from?..
lawrence..u have some good stuff there. i have a fuked up mind like u too.. ive thought of stuff like ur'e london drugs scenerio before. who knows...might try it one day. |
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what if inside every atom in our universe lies another smaller universe, and the reason an atomic bomb explosion is so big is because when the atom is split open the universe comes out? and what if every atom's universe's atoms have more universes in them?
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something to do with the horny endosperm (im not joking. *LOL*) and when it heats there no where for the moisture to go so it expands and breaks the kernal shell thingie |