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Old Sep 10, 02
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Random Amusing Thoughts.

I heard the pick up line, "call me milk, and i'll do your body good" yesterday so i quickly thought up a line for halloween "if you dress up as a jungle, i'll hide in your bush" ahrmm..

theft is when you remove a product from a store. So... if you went to london drugs... took a camera... opened it.... walked around taking pictures.... went to the one hour photo department... developed the photos... and purchased the pictures...without actually taking the camera out of the store... does that count as theft?

It is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

man who is standing on toilet is high on pot.

How do you KNOW if you're doing private things right? like... wiping your ass. are you using too many squares of paper? not enough? are you supposed to fold the sheet after your first wipe? what do you do when you get some on your hand. are you supposed to smell it after it gets on your hand? heh heh heh.

that applies for everything else. like... microwaving cat-food... sex in the car. HOW do you casually and normally move to the back seat? is there like a hidden rule book or a widely known phrase that you're supposed to say?

.Lawrence @ forwerd
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Old Sep 10, 02
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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interesting shite.
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Old Sep 10, 02
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have u ever thought about just how many things depend on nails and screws to hold them together?

ive never fucked in the backseat of my car
i have a tiny rice rocket car so the one time i did do it in there the girl when on top of me on the frotn seat
kept hittin the horn hehe real mood killer
wasn't even really fun for me...she seemed to have fun but it wasn't the most comfortable of places so i just wanted it to end
but it wouldn't :(
she went for like an hour gaah
and kept biting me
not kinky light nibbling but drawing blood
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Old Sep 10, 02
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do companies that sell toilet paper also sell bran muffins? how many people are there exactly in the world? when a duck quacks there will be no echo...the knights templar created banking cool eh?
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Old Sep 10, 02
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i don't use ^^^ anymore cause it's really 666, and i'm not a big fan of the Devil.
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Old Sep 10, 02
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how in the world does a lil kernal pop into fluffy popcorn?.. i worked at silvercity for 3 months and the manager couldn't even find an answer for me. i understand the hard crunchy part of the popcorn...where in the world does the fluffy/spongey stuff come from?..

lawrence..u have some good stuff there. i have a fuked up mind like u too.. ive thought of stuff like ur'e london drugs scenerio before. who knows...might try it one day.
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Old Sep 10, 02
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i think scientific american has an issue devoted to that bebu.
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Old Sep 10, 02
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what if inside every atom in our universe lies another smaller universe, and the reason an atomic bomb explosion is so big is because when the atom is split open the universe comes out? and what if every atom's universe's atoms have more universes in them?
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Old Sep 10, 02
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Hmmm... maybe we'll just not think to hard on these?
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Old Sep 10, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by BeBu*FunFun:
how in the world does a lil kernal pop into fluffy popcorn?.. i worked at silvercity for 3 months and the manager couldn't even find an answer for me. i understand the hard crunchy part of the popcorn...where in the world does the fluffy/spongey stuff come from?..
there's a tiny bit of water in each kernel, and when it gets heated, it turns into steam. and steam is very expansive! so like, it exlodes the kernel and then everything just sort of flops open like a tightly compressed suitcase that's been unlatched.
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Old Sep 10, 02
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don't let a fire on cement.
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Old Sep 10, 02
 
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Originally posted by BeBu*FunFun:
how in the world does a lil kernal pop into fluffy popcorn?.. i worked at silvercity for 3 months and the manager couldn't even find an answer for me. i understand the hard crunchy part of the popcorn...where in the world does the fluffy/spongey stuff come from?..
its the starch inside.
something to do with the horny endosperm (im not joking. *LOL*)
and when it heats there no where for the moisture to go so it expands and breaks the kernal shell thingie
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Old Sep 10, 02
 
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oh wait. ignore me inkster already answered you. my bad. *LOL*
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Old Sep 10, 02
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THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN THE SPONGEYNESS!! and how they have the weird shape...y isn't it in a ball and y is it in a funy weird shape? sheesh the wonders of popcorn.
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