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Old Sep 13, 02
strange.
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
linds is an unknown quantity at this point
since everyone is posting their signs ...

heres this weeks horrorscope:

September 5th - September 12th, 2002

Aries That fleeting thought is worth forgeting.

Taurus You don't wanna know...

Gemini An unexpected gift will bum you out.

Cancer An unexpected lesson will soon be forgotten...

Leo An unexpected catfight will do you right!

Virgo You will realize your dreams and forget them easily!

Libra Bump on the head helps the medicine go down.

Scorpio Oops, I got online!

Sagittarius Stay calm when climbing tall buildings.

Capricorn Speed wobbles come from going too fast and only lead to one thing; scabs.

Aquarius late night, no stars, out late, seeing stars.

Pisces Check your head for holes.

Lupa 10 nails in the front 8 in the back, didn'cha know?
Little known fact: Lupa represents the 13th zodiac sign for your little kitty pet...
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Old Sep 13, 02
Hot Rod Ho
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
MistressSpankME is an unknown quantity at this point
why would an unexpected GIFT bum me out??

sheesh that sucks :soak:
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Old Sep 13, 02
strange.
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
linds is an unknown quantity at this point
its the emily the strange horrorscopes.
sorry.

it just will?
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Old Sep 13, 02
creampuff
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
cookie is an unknown quantity at this point
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined
to be progressive. You lie a great deal.
You make the same mistakes repeatedly because
you do not pay attention to anyone or anything.
Everyone thinks you smoke a lot of dope.

Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22)
You are a pioneer type and think most people
are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand,
impatient and full of advice. You do nothing
but piss-off everyone you come in contact with.
You are a prick.

Aries (Mar 23 - April 22)
You have a wild imagination and often think
you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You
have minor influence on your friends and people
resent you for flaunting your power. You lack
confidence and are a general dipshit.

Taurus (April 23 - May 22)
You are practical and persistent. You have a
dogged determination and work like hell. Most
people think you are stubborn and bullheaded.
You are nothing but a goddamned communist.

Gemini (May 23 - June 22)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. You
are inclined to expect too much for too little.
This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are
notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 23 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other
people's problems, which makes you a sucker.
You are always putting things off. That is why
you will always be on welfare and won't be
worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 - Aug 22)
You consider yourself a born leader. Others
think you are an idiot. Most leos are bullies.
You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism.
Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are
thieving motherfuckers and enjoy masturbation
more than sex.

Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
You are the logical type and hate disorder.
Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your
friends and co-workers. You are cold and
unemotional and often fall asleep while
fucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.

Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult
time dealing with reality. If you are a male
you are probably queer. Chances for employment
and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are
whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in
business and cannot be trusted. You shall
achieve the pinnacle of success because of your
total lack of ethics. You are the perfect
son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have
a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since
you have no talent. The majority of
Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless
piece of shit.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22)
You are conservative and afraid of taking
risks. You are basically chickenshit. There
has never been a Capricorn of any importance.
You should kill yourself.
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Old Sep 13, 02
strange.
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
linds is an unknown quantity at this point
dammit im gonna be a prison bitch.;)
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Old Sep 13, 02
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Join Date: Jan 2001
~lazee_grrl~ is an unknown quantity at this point
^--haha..i'll be right in there with ya..
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Old Sep 13, 02
strange.
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
linds is an unknown quantity at this point
dont drop the soap!
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Old Sep 13, 02
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umm...nope...never!!...:sweatin:
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Old Sep 14, 02
rockstar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
M!SKA has a spectacular aura aboutM!SKA has a spectacular aura about
Quote:
Originally posted by cookie:

Cancer (June 23 - July 22)
You are sympathetic and understanding to other
people's problems, which makes you a sucker.
You are always putting things off. That is why
you will always be on welfare and won't be
worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.

HAHAHHAHAHHA
I guess I'm a sucker!
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Old Sep 14, 02
strange.
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
linds is an unknown quantity at this point
whoa
trippy
all 3 ppl that replied tothis are cancers...
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Old Sep 14, 02
.krista.
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
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im a whore?!?
interesting
although i already knew that
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Old Sep 14, 02
rockstar
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
M!SKA has a spectacular aura aboutM!SKA has a spectacular aura about
hahaha ya go cancers!
we need to start our own thread now. lol
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Old Sep 14, 02
strange.
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
linds is an unknown quantity at this point
hahaha you start it
i dont wanna look like alameo;)
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Old Sep 14, 02
Celebrate or Suffer
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Quote:
Originally posted by cookie:





Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd in
business and cannot be trusted. You shall
achieve the pinnacle of success because of your
total lack of ethics. You are the perfect
son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

bring it mother fucker...ill make sure ur pushing up dasiy's within the week...


u fuck...ill kill u.
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Old Sep 14, 02
dumb it down, would ya?
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
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they're so true.
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Old Sep 14, 02
creampuff
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
cookie is an unknown quantity at this point
Quote:
Originally posted by Sean!:


bring it mother fucker...ill make sure ur pushing up dasiy's within the week...


u fuck...ill kill u.
Son-of-a-bitch.
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Old Sep 14, 02
strange.
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
linds is an unknown quantity at this point
Quote:
Originally posted by crookedking:
they're so true.
OF COURSE!
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Old Sep 14, 02
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Join Date: Sep 2002
LiquidGurl is an unknown quantity at this point
HEY HEY HEY NOW.....ARIES rox yea yea....where are all my aries....by the way im not a dipshit...nor do i lack confidence...!!!lolz:kam:
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Old Sep 14, 02
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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to whomever gave me bad karma:

i'm a sagittarius too ya bloody bastard.
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Old Sep 14, 02
strange.
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
linds is an unknown quantity at this point
hahah thats okay
i got bad karma for giving someone a hug on here

EVERYONE HATES ME%^&%^
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Old Sep 15, 02
dumb it down, would ya?
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
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linds...you just don't hug people.
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Old Sep 15, 02
strange.
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
linds is an unknown quantity at this point
*me mad huggles tim*
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Old Sep 15, 02
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i dont hate u....but i dont even know so i guess that was pointless....but i think ur nice so far...:kimmie:
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Old Sep 15, 02
strange.
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
linds is an unknown quantity at this point
awe gee thanks
:kimmie:
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Old Sep 15, 02
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hehehe...no worries at all....:toasted:
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