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Sep 25, 02
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This might be a bit late for the Max Graham contest...
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a bar in Dublin.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar & asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owley-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter & bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink & the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons & again pointed around at all of them revealing the same hairy armpit & asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar & said, "Give the Ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk & said, "I say, old chap, it's not my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?" The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina." 
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