What's your name?

[kiMMie]

Uncle George spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small
talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked,

What's your name?

Carmen," she replied.

That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,"Who named you,
your mother?"

“No, I named myself," she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his
eyes.

"What's your name?"
"Beerfuck."

:kam:

[Bitchin]

hahaha

wut would yer name be then cece?

[jmzD]

:toasted:

[mushmellow]

lolz...thats pretty good...