10 answers

[jmzD]

Ten Answers Men Would Like to Give to Woman's Stupid Questions...

1. No we can't be friends; I just want you for sex.

2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that ice cream and
chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.

3. You've got no chance of me calling you.

4. No, I won't be gentle.

5. Of course you have to swallow.

6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.

7. I hate your friends.

8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking
to you after tonight.

9. I'd rather watch a porno.

10. Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to screw it.

[Bitchin]

haha, some of those are actually funny..

but also.. some of my ex's have actually said some of those lines to me.

[-InFiNiTi-]

bahahaha..thats funny....my god james..u r being such a lil post whore tonite..:tounge1: :tounge1: :tounge1: