ways to keep a healthy level of insanity

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>1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
>hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
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>2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
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>3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
>that.
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>4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
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>5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten
>over his or her caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
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>6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."
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>7. Finish all your sentences with "... in accordance with the prophecy."
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>8. Don't use any punctuation.
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>9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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>10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
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>11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
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>12. Sing along at the opera.
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>13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
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>14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds
>all day.
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>15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
>after-work outing because you're not in the mood.
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>16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
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>17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won! This is the
>third time this week!"
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>18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling,
>"Run for your lives, they're loose!"
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>19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to
>have to let one of you go."
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>And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...
>
>20. become an F&K member:284:

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