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Old Oct 21, 02
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3 Rules of Guys, 1 Rule of Girls.
3 Rules of Guys:

Rule #1: All guys are LIARS
Rule #2: All guys are PIGS
Rule #3: ALL guys want to get in YOUR pants.

don't believe me?

If a guy says he doesn't want to get in your pants : Refer to Rule #1.
He's a LIAR.

If you wonder why he's lying : Refer to Rule #2.
He's a PIG.

If you wonder why we're pigs : Refer to Rule #3.
We all want to get in YOUR pants. =)

1 Rule of Girls:

Rule #1: THEY'RE ALL FUCKING CRAZY.

They don't know WHAT they want. They beg for a life without lies, but can't live without them. (for example, the dreaded, do i look fat in this) They LOVE sex just as much (if not more for some cases) as guys, we're just louder about it. At clubs, it's always the girls who start the fights. fucking. ALL YOU GIRLS ARE DEVIOUS WRETCHED CUNNING CREATURES OF WAR. so many examples. Anyone support me? oppose possibly? Any examples that support this theory i heard from my buddy?

but, i still love girls. don't get me wrong. soft, smell nice, fit nicely under your arms or between them, they can fix everything JUST AS FAST AS THEY CAN MAKE EVERYTHIGN GO WRONG.

.Lawrence @ Forwerd.
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hahahaha so true.

i know im crazy at least. :silly:
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Old Oct 21, 02
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omg that is the best thing ive read in a long time!

hahahaa

true true.
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Old Oct 21, 02
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yes? and yes? i think you're right ...

ok bbye


... ps. its my birthday
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That was classic
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BIG UPS BROTHER, big fucking ups...
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this reminds me of a maxim article...
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Devious wretched cunning creatures of war...
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Old Oct 21, 02
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but some of us want in other orifices too...
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I sooo agree!
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I belive that for most girl..

but I dont really think.. allie, krista and I.. are uh.. quiet about sex.. heh..
and were not exactly crazy.. more like insane!!HAHA
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yup i agree...i know im fucking crazy...hey..us girls cant help it...perfectionists at heart..jus perfection can change!!
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we all crazy, we just dont know it yet!
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i guess that technically one of said "other" orifices is still in the pants, so yes it's almost totally true...
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bitches start fights

the worst is when they are cockier than their bfs especially when something is taken the wrong way.
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i do start fights! but im not cocky....:)
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lol, that is so true
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Quote:
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i guess that technically one of said "other" orifices is still in the pants, so yes it's almost totally true...
Orifice is a very descriptive word
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orfice makes me think of whales!

haha
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best post ever
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Um... :soak:

I'm sorry, but I do know what I want, and I don't think I'm fat, and I'm beyond the cat scratching, hair pulling fights.

But it was humorous Lawrence
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kimmie, there are always the few exceptions that spice up the generalization. and i guess you are one of those few =) hello.
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Hello :kimmie:
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dude you're not supposed to tell them.
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^heh. tim, already knew it, so telling 'us' is not a big of deal.
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