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Jun 06, 01
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The femal gorilla
A small Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became
very horny, and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Bud, part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages. Bud, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. The park administrators thought they might have a solution. Bud was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Bud showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Bud announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her." "Second, you can’t never tell anyone about this." The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition. "Well," said Bud, "you gotta give me another week to come up with the $500." 
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Jun 10, 01
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puhahaha
what sick guy.. but hey................ hahaha I never thought that his third would be that... he would pay 500$ to have sex with a female gorilla.. hahah so dumb
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