Sex. What is it?
I'm a curious little child and there are things that I still don't know about. I asked my dad to tell me about the birds and the bees. He was pretty drunk at the time and he said he didn't know anything about, "any fuckin' Serbs and Beads." Then he beat the shit out of me for cutting into his drinking time. That was probably my fault! I went to ask my Mom but she was showing the gardner something in the back shed. Boy they've been in there a while too! I guess the gardener is showing Mom all of his neat tools. I guess I'll never learn about the birds and bees. Oh well. Now, I'm going to go see what kind of neat tools this gardener has. I gotta go!
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