Tomatoes and Cucumbers!

[sidewayz luv]

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while taking a stroll she came upon a gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
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>The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
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>Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for the best.
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>One day the gentlemen was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, How did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
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>"No" she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

[sweet~kandy]

HAHAHAHHA LMFAO!!!!

[strawberr_E]

yikes! *giggle*