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Not driving drunk
I come from a small town and on occasion the cops will go sit in front of a bar and wait for drunk people to come out and drive so they can give them a ticket. It normally causes a bit of a scene cause most of em just stand around and wait for the cops to leave!! It's funny! Anyways I heard this joke and it reminded me of that so yeah....
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy." :hehe:
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Nov 25, 02
