my cat is a retard

*Jessica* · #1 (**permalink**) Nov 25, 02

i just got a new kitten a couple weeks ago and i swear it has no balance at all and has ADD or something. it will start walking on something then totally fall off, but it doesn't ever fall on its feet. he sits there and meows constantly and never fucking shuts-up! we called it wimpy cause its such a freak, sometimes i call it jerkface, i dont really like it that much, but its fucking halarious to sit there and watch him fall all the time, its like hes drunk or something

yourlilbaby · #2 (**permalink**) Nov 25, 02

my kitten jumps in the full bathtub

strawberr_E · #3 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 02

my friend danyelles cat is on jib 24/7 i swear. sketchiest cat EVER!

sweet~kandy · #4 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 02

lol I sware that Brandi's cat is the sketchiest!! Clover I think is his name.. lol hehehehe That cat has done K... lol and has been high... lol what a crazy cat!!!

sidewayz luv · #5 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 02

He got spun around on the floor the other day and then ran into a door!!! lol

M!SKA · #6 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 02

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Originally posted by sweet~kandy
lol I sware that Brandi's cat is the sketchiest!! Clover I think is his name.. lol hehehehe That cat has done K... lol and has been high... lol what a crazy cat!!!

a cat "doing" K has about as much of an effect on it as a human "doing" novocaine.

Gold Streaks · #7 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 02

I want to kill my cat somtimes. She wants constant attention. She will follow me around the house meowing and meowing. She just lives to be petted, and if I stop she starts meowing again. As if to say "Fuck you! Pet me!". She thinks I'm her own personal fucking massuce or somthing.

*KeLLnEsS* · #8 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 02

No here's what you do... you spin ur kitty round N ROUND on ur computer chair then put it on the ground and watch it fall over! so funny!

*Jessica* · #9 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 02

haha i do that to my cat all the time, its fuckin halarious watching it run into walls and stuff

sweet~kandy · #10 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 02

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Originally posted by sidewayz luv
He got spun around on the floor the other day and then ran into a door!!! lol

LOL that was so funny.... and we kept on doing it.... after he was spun around about 20 times his head was shaking... lol

#11 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 02

that bugs me that you say you don't like it that much.
that makes me so sad.

I love cats...i love them so much. and when I hear anything about cats/kittens that sounds mean..it makes me so sad.
Like a few months ago, in the states, a bunch of guys thought it would be FUNNY to put this tiny LITTLE kitten on the BBQ, and then watch it and laff, poke it with sticks and taunt it.
Now...when I read that....I started crying , balling actually.
And i couldn't stop for a about a week.
That fucken is so awful.
So it just hurts when u say you don't even like your kitten.

#12 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 02

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Originally posted by *KeLLnEsS*
No here's what you do... you spin ur kitty round N ROUND on ur computer chair then put it on the ground and watch it fall over! so funny!

hehe that is actually funny.
or Tie a string to your cats tail and watch them trying to get it off..LOL

*Jessica* · #13 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 02

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Originally posted by Lady_Venom
that bugs me that you say you don't like it that much.
that makes me so sad.

I love cats...i love them so much. and when I hear anything about cats/kittens that sounds mean..it makes me so sad.
Like a few months ago, in the states, a bunch of guys thought it would be FUNNY to put this tiny LITTLE kitten on the BBQ, and then watch it and laff, poke it with sticks and taunt it.
Now...when I read that....I started crying , balling actually.
And i couldn't stop for a about a week.
That fucken is so awful.
So it just hurts when u say you don't even like your kitten.

i dont hate him, i just dont like him sometimes, lol. i would never hurt him or anything. he'll grow out of his stupidness

GiggleyGal · #14 (**permalink**) Nov 26, 02

I got a new kitten a couple months ago. He;s the hyperiest little thing!!! Him and my dog playfight all the time and my cat end up in my dogs mouth with soo much slober all over him, it's sooo gross but, sooo funny. My dog is like soo much bigger then my cat and yet he still comes back 4 more. LoL Cats have no brains well, mine anyway. hehehehe :D

#15 (**permalink**) Nov 27, 02

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Originally posted by Dreamlover
i dont hate him, i just dont like him sometimes, lol. i would never hurt him or anything. he'll grow out of his stupidness

hehehe OK!
Kittens are the best...enjoy the kitten days while u can. :hehe: