holy shit, u know what's up with bev?
i go into old navy where she's working... and she's got the MM tix ON THE RACK WITH OLD NAVY MERCH AND A SIGN READING "F&K YOU MOFO BUY THIS SHIT NOW"!!! so she comes up to me and she's like "hi sir, just so you know, YOU HAVE TO BUY THESE FUCKING TICKETS!" and she shoves a bunch in my face and says "OK YOU BOUGHT THESE!", then she grabs a pair of pants off the rack and tells me to put them on and buy them... so i do what she says cuz she's got that look in her eye... then she's like "OH BY THE WAY THERE'S A BUNCHA TIX IN THE POCKETS SO I GUESS YOU HAVE TO BUY THOSE TOO"...
to make a long story short, i walked out of old navy with an empty chequing account and a pair of pants stuffed with MM tix...
THEN!!! i walk out into the parking lot, and this thug is like "hey were u just at old navy?" and i'm like YEA... then he rushes me and rolls me like a fucken burrito, runs off with all my tix screaming PLUR PLUR PLUR, and that guy kinda looked like WINSTON with a puffy jacket on and a sock over his head...
man... what a day
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