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blonde joke
A blind man enters a Women's Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while,he
yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things... 1 - The bartender is a blonde girl. 2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is professional weightlifter. 5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke? The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." 
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lol!!!!! omg!!
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i've heard that one before but i love it theres another funny one its goes:
A new employee was working his first day at a sex shop. his first customer, a brunette, comes in and inquires about the prices of vibrators. The store clerk informs her there is a black vibrator for ten dollars and a white vibrator for the same price. After careful consideration the brunette picks the black vibrator, pays and leaves. Next a red head comes in inquiring about vibrators. The store clerk again explains the prices of the black and the white vibrator, and after thinking for awhile the red head chooses the white vibrator, pays and leaves. Next a blond enters the store, she to inquires about vibrators. The store clerk informs her that the black one is $10 and the white one is $10, but then the blond notices the interesting plaid vibrator, which the storeclerk informs her is selling for $50. The blond quickly chooses the plaid one, pays and leaves. At the end of the day, the store manager comes in to check on the inventory, the sales person informs him with utter pleasure: "i sold one black vibrator for $10, one white one for the same amount, and your thermous for $50!. :hehe:
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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? You find m&m shells all over the place.
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