hilarious....but mean....
there was this guy who had a wife but would never give hium head...he whent to the doctor and he told the doctor that he was having problems gettin his wife to give him blow jobs.....the doctor says "i have the perfect solution for yur problems" and he pulls out a toothless hampster...."drop yur pants" the doctor says so the man does and the doctor lowers the hampster towards his crotch and the hampster gives him the best god daam blow job hes ever had...ever herd of or ever seeen....he loved it...after it was done there was nothing said ...but the man grabbed the hampster pants down and all and just took off....he runs home to his wife and shows her..."whats that toothless hampster for??" she says ....the man replies "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!TEACH IT COOK AND CLEAN AND GET THE FUCK OUT!!!"lol......funny shit...
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