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Old Nov 30, 02
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In Response to Cool Things About Being A Man...

IT'S GOOD TO BE A WOMAN

We got off the Titanic first.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

This was sent to me via email. But, for the record, I love men :)
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Old Nov 30, 02
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Old Nov 30, 02
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hehehe...nice
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Old Nov 30, 02
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hahaha nice.
I'm sure I could add a few to that as well, but nothing would top that speedo remark hahaha.

And you all know its true. A fat woman in a bikini is still MUCH easier on the eyes than a fat, hairy, nasty male, balls and all, squeezed into a small spandex garment.
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Old Dec 08, 02
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Old Dec 08, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by lucy
IT'S GOOD TO BE A WOMAN

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
the speedo one is the best!! hahaha!!

the other one is good too :P

nice one..
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Old Dec 08, 02
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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Originally posted by lucy:
IT'S GOOD TO BE A WOMAN

We got off the Titanic first.

thank God chivlry is dying off.

We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.

that doesn't beat peeing standing up.

Taxis stop for us.

i have never had much of a problem getting a taxi to stop for me.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

i haven't seen a frog in a blender before, but i'm sure i dance like that.

No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.

you are correct.

We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

it's like a compeition...you wouldn't understand, it's a guy thing.

If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

oh well.

We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear.

it's a way of showing affection! it's like this...you did something so cool, i'm going to do something i normally wouldn't do. if you don't understand that you're not a man.

We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

it feels good.

We have the ability to dress ourselves.

i still haven't gotten that one down pat yet.

We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

i don't speak for all men here...but i'm a horny bastard that's why i picture ya'll nekkid.

If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

no forty year old man who gets a 20 year old woman is an idiot...they're more like role models.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

mmmm belgian chocolate. now i have to get some chocolate.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

i never pierced my ears...because i knew i'd regret it (R)

We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

just so all you guys out there know...THE ABOVE STATEMENT IS TRUE! keep yer ears open fellas.

This was sent to me via email. But, for the record, I love men :)
this was sent to me via form-kaos...but, for the record, i love women :)
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Old Dec 08, 02
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wtf? i put in a response for all of those things! now it's not there! that's just bunk man.
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Old Dec 08, 02
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never mind i'm blind.
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Old Dec 08, 02
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lol whatever beign a girl has its ups and downs!
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Old Dec 08, 02
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same with being a guy...we have alot of "ups" though lmao.
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Old Dec 08, 02
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thats not funny
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Old Dec 08, 02
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i thought it was...it's also true.
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Old Dec 08, 02
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lol thats cuz u have a lower brain adn an upper braiin i jsut dont think yo've figured out how to use the one in yuor head yet!
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Old Dec 08, 02
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ummm yeah....
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Old Dec 08, 02
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woop!

malcolm in the middle is on i'll be back later.
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Old Dec 08, 02
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haha ok
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Old Dec 09, 02
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i love that show. it should definately be in the crack me up section.
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Old Dec 09, 02
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*smiles*
yeah!!!
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