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Gross Joke
So this guy finishes up a tough day at work and knows that he's going to be heading home to an empty house, but he wants some action.
He realizes he's only got 5 bucks, but he figures he can get something for that little. He stops by this whore house on his way home and asks the chick at the front what he can get for 5 bucks. She says that they've got something for any amount of money. She takes his money and tells him to head up to the second floor, third room on the right. He goes in, see the prostitute lying there on the bed, so he hops on and gives it to her good. As soon as he finishes he zips up his pants and turns on the light to thank her for a good time, when he sees this white stuff coming out of her eyes, nose, mouth, ears (all her orifices). He freaks out and runs downstairs to the chick at the counter. He tells her what just happened, about how she's oozing white stuff out of all her holes. She casually turns and yells down the hall: "Hey Ernie! The dead one's full again!" :Techno: |