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Old Dec 02, 02
Kuckucksuhr
 
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Gross Joke

So this guy finishes up a tough day at work and knows that he's going to be heading home to an empty house, but he wants some action.
He realizes he's only got 5 bucks, but he figures he can get something for that little. He stops by this whore house on his way home and asks the chick at the front what he can get for 5 bucks. She says that they've got something for any amount of money. She takes his money and tells him to head up to the second floor, third room on the right.
He goes in, see the prostitute lying there on the bed, so he hops on and gives it to her good.
As soon as he finishes he zips up his pants and turns on the light to thank her for a good time, when he sees this white stuff coming out of her eyes, nose, mouth, ears (all her orifices). He freaks out and runs downstairs to the chick at the counter.
He tells her what just happened, about how she's oozing white stuff out of all her holes. She casually turns and yells down the hall:

"Hey Ernie! The dead one's full again!"

:Techno:
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Old Dec 02, 02
how high are the stakes
 
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:nike: :gross: :sick:
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Old Dec 02, 02
Gravity Slave
 
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That joke is REALLY gross indeed.
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Old Dec 02, 02
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ewwwwwwie!!
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Old Dec 02, 02
Tequila!
 
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:sick: ........................................ ........................................ .............. :sick:
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Old Dec 02, 02
bo west
 
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haha i've heard this one b4.. its pretty cruel..
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Old Dec 03, 02
.fade.into.dust.
 
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hahah gross..

but funny :P
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Old Dec 03, 02
-->Tightcore Trucker<--
 
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I've heard it before...

I laugh every time!
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Old Dec 03, 02
fka: flawless, mike ill
 
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hahahha...

thats pretty gross... heh
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Old Dec 04, 02
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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i hate it when that happens.
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Old Dec 04, 02
.fade.into.dust.
 
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I bet tim knows what its like from firsthand experiences too
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Old Dec 04, 02
Registered
 
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ewwwwwwww thats pretty nasty, but was the body still warm? haha jk
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Old Dec 06, 02
sock-man!
 
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nother joke:

whats grosser than gross?

when u're fucking a pregnant woman and the fetus gives u head
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Old Dec 08, 02
Kuckucksuhr
 
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ahhhh......

I think that's more disgusting -- treads on the edge of being almost like a pedofile(sic)? n'est pas?
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Old Dec 08, 02
JVL Fantasies
 
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yucky :sick:
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Old Dec 08, 02
_.-' Mizz TnA Unit '-._
 
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I read this like a while ago and it still give me a sick feeling to the tummy
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Old Dec 08, 02
crack
 
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thats grose
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Old Dec 08, 02
JELLY BULB!
 
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yargh!
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