things you can only say at thanksgiving and get away with

[krisamata]

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

[got_rice]

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

i like how those can kinda go together :)

[strawberr_E]

hehehehe!! i'll never think of thanks giving the same way.

[EzTone]

Thanksgiving.... How bout Christmas.

I think I'll be losing my apetite for this years dinner!


Son: "Ummm Grandma how long will it take after you stick it in"?
Grandama: "You'll know it's ready when that little thing sticks up"!
Son:........
LATER AT TABLE--->
Grandma: " Wow that's the biggest one I've ever seen"!
Grandpa: "Ohhhh I know! If I don't undo my pants I'll burst"!
Grandma: "Wow I didn't think I could handle all that"!
Grandpa: "BTW you still have a bit on your chin"?
Grandma: "Sorry I get a little sloppy nowadays".
Son: "Ummmm........?
Mom: "Son, are u ready for secons yet? it's cool whip time"!!
Me: "NO! :sick: I THINK I NEED 2 BE EXCUSED FOR A MOMENT *RUNS TO BATHROOM N' GETS SICK". :sick:
Grandma: "Whats wrong with him"?
Mom: "I don't know but he's gonna miss a piece of my warm apple pie! MMMMmmmm.... It's sooo yummy...!

heheh :284:

[sidewayz luv]

lol
thats great!!

[GiggleyGal]

hehehehe...